A Little BBV On the Way to the Casino

[0evg0]

Beat: Got pulled over for going 85 in a 60 (with construction work).
Beat: Was really high after having just smoked four bowls of Purple Haze in the car with my friend the passenger (and the car's owner).
Beat: You can smell the weed outside the car even if none has been smoked.
Beat: When asked by the officer why he pulled me over, I told him "because I had been swerving while trying to figure out which exit I needed to take."
Beat: When he said "No, you were doing 85 in a 60 mph/hr work zone where tickets and points are doubled", I said "Oh, [censored]!"
Beat: My friend did not have his registration for the car, nor his proof of insurance.

Brag: Cop gave me a $215 ticket for speeding.
Brag: Cop waived the doubling of the ticket and of the points on my license.
Brag: Completely ignored the overpowering stench of pot, my terrible driving, and my general retarded behavior.

Variance: I end up blowing $215 on Stars every Sunday anyway, I'll just pretend they had a Tuesday Mill or something.

[jfish]

i really like this post.

[ama0330]

Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

[ughaulkghalugh]

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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"lol"

[jfish]

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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hahaha what? bbv is so mean lately.

[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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well SOMEONE is a grumpy gus!

[0evg0]

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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I'm not a trained medical professional, but sounds to me like you're a great candidate for medicinal marijuana.

And I wasn't a danger to myself or others while out there, I'm not just some occasional smoker who loses control when they're high.

[Lord_Strife]

So much leveling in this thread, but way to sneak in there OP, nh

[ama0330]

live the dream man, you're a [censored] american hero

[0evg0]

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live the dream man, you're a [censored] american hero

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Is that Bon Jovi?