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Old 07-18-2006, 08:57 PM
ShipThatHolla ShipThatHolla is offline
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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell off the turnip truck".
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:01 PM
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i don't get it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:02 PM
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I am trying to figure it out I got that TURNip has something to do with it but still don't see it being all that funny.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:03 PM
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wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).


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No wonder he wants to play w/ you again if you went down on him... also if by slick you mean lame, then you hit the nail on the head.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:04 PM
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This should clear it all up for you guys.

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Old 07-18-2006, 09:05 PM
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I am trying to figure it out I got that TURNip has something to do with it but still don't see it being all that funny.

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Isn't there some saying about squeezing blood out of a turnip or something... anyway, it's a short bus joke, no matter how you turn it.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:06 PM
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This should clear it all up for you guys.



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No. Not really. But the threads improving.

I assume that's you, so I guess you're the driver of the short bus, and not only president but also client of the Downie Hairdo Association.
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:07 PM
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This should clear it all up for you guys.



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no it doesn't
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:08 PM
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This should clear it all up for you guys.



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no it doesn't

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GOD BLESS AMERICA
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Old 07-18-2006, 09:08 PM
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