how to make 200$ in 20sec, no risk

[Chaoslord]

1) find a table where grimstar is sitting
2) buyin for some donkish amount to make it look like its your whole bankroll
3) shove
4) profit
5) 100% no risk!

might look like this:

FullTiltPoker Game #3315159964: Table Wine (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:10:18 ET - 2007/08/20
Grimstarr posts the small blind of $25
xdhaj has 5 seconds left to act
xdhaj posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xdhaj [Qc 3s]
Grimstarr raises to $150
xdhaj raises to $1,125.25, and is all in
Grimstarr folds
Uncalled bet of $975.25 returned to xdhaj
xdhaj mucks
xdhaj wins the pot ($300)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $300 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Grimstarr (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: xdhaj (big blind) collected ($300), mucked


FullTiltPoker Game #3315163381: Table Wine (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:10:36 ET - 2007/08/20
Seat 1: Grimstarr ($4,850)
Seat 2: xdhaj ($1,275.25)
xdhaj posts the small blind of $25
Grimstarr posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xdhaj [8h 5d]
xdhaj raises to $150
Grimstarr folds
Uncalled bet of $100 returned to xdhaj
xdhaj mucks
xdhaj wins the pot ($100)
xdhaj is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Grimstarr (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: xdhaj (small blind) collected ($100), mucked

[Vince.]

lol grimstarraments

[BK1248]

or u can play him for real and make 20k in 20 minutes

[chicken10der]

fantastic, yet another grimming grimstarr thread

[hellmuth88]

A+ , but when i do this, he will easily call a shove with a monster, because i run like [censored]

[Jiganti]

He let you play your button?

[hra146]

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He let you play your button?

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[Chaoslord]

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or u can play him for real and make 20k in 20 minutes

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believe me.. ive tried that - he wont play me

[JulioYalil]

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He let you play your button?

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[Daddys_Visa]

Or you can make $200 in TWO seconds with no risk....

1/2 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL)
Table Table 128205 (Real Money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Zdragunov ( $167.28)
Seat 2: aligre ( $307.70)
Seat 3: Villain ( $197)
Seat 4: Mommys_Visa ( $200)
Seat 5: UMeHeadsUp4UrRollPlz ( $279.54)
Seat 6: Zactom ( $588.10)
Zdragunov posts small blind (1)
aligre posts big blind (2)
Mommys_Visa posts big blind (2)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Mommys_Visa [ 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ]
Villain calls (2)
Mommys_Visa checks.
UMeHeadsUp4UrRollPlz folds.
Zactom folds.
Zdragunov calls (1)
aligre checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] , 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Zdragunov checks.
aligre checks.
Villain checks.
Mommys_Visa checks.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ]
Zdragunov checks.
aligre checks.
Villain checks.
Mommys_Visa checks.
** Dealing River ** : [ 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Zdragunov checks.
aligre checks.
Villain bets (5)
Mommys_Visa raises (198) to 198
Mommys_Visa is all-In.
Zdragunov folds.
aligre folds.
Villain calls (190)
Villain is all-In.
Creating Main Pot with $395 with Villain
** Summary **
Main Pot: $395 | Rake: $3
Board: [ 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ]

Zdragunov balance $165.28, lost $2 (folded)
aligre balance $305.70, lost $2 (folded)
Villain balance $0, lost $197 [ 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ] [ a straight Two to Six -- 6h,5d,4h,3d,2s ]
Mommys_Visa balance $398, bet $200, collected $398, net +$198 [ 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ] [ a straight
Three to Seven -- 7d,6h,5d,4s,3d ]
UMeHeadsUp4UrRollPlz balance $279.54, didn't bet (folded)
Zactom balance $588.10, didn't bet (folded)