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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
PF: i R playing a four and seven because in the game of texas hold them, these are the type of hands that can really hit flops, and if i miss, I can bluff this fish out of the pot.
Flop: PERFECT! this is the exact flop i wanted to see. I have a backdoor flush draw and im also drawing to a split. If clubs happen to come i can also c/r him outta his seat. Turn: I love this action I am getting on the turn. It doesn't really matter my cards because im going to bluff this fish on the river anyways. Since hes a fish, he never has a strong holding because he doesnt understand how to play hands like 47s and JTs, the only two hands he has are pocket cowboys and pocket rockets. He will have to fold river River: On this river I am really thinking about super system 2: agressive poker is winning poker. There is just no wai he can call without a jack, and he never has a jack. His river 4-bet tells me that maybe all along i was underestimating him and he is capable of playing hands like 47s. I would raise but i think there is a glitch so i am just going to call and expect to see 98 or 78 95% of the time. capt sukout on stars. |
#2
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
"Let's give poker a try today [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]))))))))))"
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#3
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
"OMG i has 47 just like Hitman! Raisey Daisy imo"
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
preflop: I have 2 cards, I raises.
flop: I have 2 cards, I raises. turn: I have 2 cards, I raises. river: I have 2 cards, I raises. |
#5
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Preflop: I am so sneaky. He 3bet, he obs has 2 big cards, when my 2 small cards hit I'll surely get paid off!!!
Flop: Well, he obviously doesnt have big cards, look at all the big cards that just hit! With my 4-bet preflop, he's got to show me some respect, I'll just 3-bet him here and on the turn...that fish has GOT to fold AMIRITE?! Turn: PERFECT CARD FOR ME FTW!!!! I REP THE JACK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, HE'S SO FOLDING A NON-CLUB RIVER, AMIRITE?! RIVER: NICE I MADE A PAIR! WELL, lets see....his club didn't hit, so he's got to fold to a 3-bet, AMIRITE??? [censored] 4-BET!?!??!?! i have a pair *shrugs and proceeds to go to the bathroom, wiping his ass with several BB's in the process* ship teh monies to ericdrawback on FT :-D |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
"IT'S LIMIT SO I DONT GIVE A [censored]"
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#7
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Omg i flopped AK47, gogogo!
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
so far ivan and pokerchap imo... pokerchap made me laugh, vn!
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#9
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
ITS SBRUGBY'S FAV HAND; IMA RAISE!
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Preflop: Wheeee!!!
flop: Wheeee!!! Turn: Wheeee!!! River: Wheeee!!! |
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