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Old 06-28-2006, 02:03 AM
cameronw01 cameronw01 is offline
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Default Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

The first two are from one table, the third another. I'm only playing two tables while watching Scrubs, so these are the only hands I missed.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
(Ante: t25)
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t17669
UTG+1: t4285
MP1: t7045
MP2: t25225
CO: t4389
HERO: t15857
SB: t2810
BB: t29523

Pre-flop: (8 players) HERO is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to t1600</font>, 2 folds, HERO folds, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t1200 returned to MP1.

Results:
Final pot: t1200

Ok, whatever, obviously not playing that


and then?

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
(Ante: t25)
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t4260
UTG+1: t7820
MP1: t25200
MP2: t4364
HERO: t15832
Button: t2585
SB: t29098
BB: t17644

Pre-flop: (8 players) HERO is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises to t800</font>, HERO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in t2560</font>, SB calls t2360 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t3960)</font>, BB folds, MP2 calls t1760 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t6320)</font>.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t8280, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t8280)
SB checks, MP2 checks.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t8280, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t8280)
SB checks, MP2 checks.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t8280, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: t8280)
SB checks, MP2 checks.

Results:
Final pot: t8280
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Kh Jc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP2 mucks Qc Jd</font>

Lol donkaments.

And then?

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
(Ante: t25)
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t14040
UTG+1: t7485
MP1: t5640
MP2: t8195
HERO: t6680
Button: t1655
SB: t8557
BB: t6615

Pre-flop: (8 players) HERO is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t200 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t300)</font>, 2 folds, HERO folds, 2 folds, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t700, 2 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t700, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets t200</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t200 returned to UTG+1.

Results:
Final pot: t700

And then?

No and then.
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:06 AM
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

Wait for the break newb. Or have a toilet within range of your mouse, like me.
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:10 AM
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

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Wait for the break newb. Or have a toilet within range of your mouse, like me.

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ewwwww...
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:14 AM
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

or just piss faster
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:46 AM
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

Depends?
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Old 06-28-2006, 02:56 AM
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

Get a laptop and wireless internet
If you don't have one and still need to piss more than once an hour stop drinking so much when you play
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Old 06-28-2006, 04:00 AM
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

You seem like the kinda dude that could use this:

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Old 06-28-2006, 04:05 AM
cameronw01 cameronw01 is offline
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

I searched for a picture of Homer on his chair, but couldn't find one.

As for some of these replies.... wow, you guys are sick.
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Old 06-28-2006, 05:55 AM
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

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I searched for a picture of Homer on his chair, but couldn't find one.

As for some of these replies.... wow, you guys are sick.

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Unless you have a habit of pissing on your hands, I don't see anything wrong with some bathroom laptop action.
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Old 06-28-2006, 09:28 AM
Emilgence Emilgence is offline
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Default Re: Bathroom break, miss three donkament hands.

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And then?

No and then.

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lol. Were you thinking of the drive thru scene in 'Dude Wheres My Car'. What a dumb a movie but i still loved this part. AND THEEEEEEEEN
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