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04-26-2007, 11:15 AM
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Flight of the Antonius
So I'm at Bellagio over the weekend playing some poker and catching up with some old friends. The poker room is buzzing because of the Five Diamond tournament. Bobby's room is packed, two tables going. Over in the back corner, Patrik Antonius and Sammy Farha are playing pot-limit omaha heads up, with the occasional third player.
It seems PA is crushing. Farha has his head in his hands a lot of the time, and he pushed past my table a few times jabbering into his phone about how "HE FLOPPED ANOTHER FULL HOUSE ON ME" etc etc. Farha is frequently seen to stare at his cards in disbelief at the showdown before mucking. We retire to the nearby bar for a drink and a chat. It is mentioned that, frankly, it is downright unfair that PA exists. He is better than us at everything: better poker player, better looking, more athletic, most likely more intelligent. Can't we have just one thing, PA? Just one thing we do better than you? Please? We drink some more. I go to the bathroom. Who should I see standing at the urinal when I arrive but PA himself. Being well-versed in men's room etiquette, I opt for the urinal two along from him and go about my business. He immediately scarpers, heading for the cubicle at the far end of the room. Once he is safely inside, he makes sure to perform the loudest pee he could muster in an attempt to recover his manhood. Thanks, PA. Thanks. Just one thing, but it's good enough. The only question is, should I tell Sammy? Guy. 
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#3
04-26-2007, 11:18 AM
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Re: Flight of the Antonius
well, i lol'd
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#5
04-26-2007, 11:36 AM
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Re: Flight of the Antonius
ahahahahahaahaha
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#6
04-26-2007, 11:41 AM
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Re: Flight of the Antonius
Surely he can afford a penis extension?
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#7
04-26-2007, 11:46 AM
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Re: Flight of the Antonius
he's prolly just sick of all the gays looking at his wiener
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#9
04-26-2007, 12:16 PM
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Re: Flight of the Antonius
haha oh man the cruel joke god would have played if PA has a super small wang ?
I went to basketball camp with this chick. We called her god's joke. If a body could be 12/10, hers was. No visible flaw, like 5'9, just insane. Super rich, super smart. super nice hair. But her face....she had sheep teeth. My god the humanity. You couldn't look her in the eyes. Could PA have kryptonite in the form of a micro wang ? Any groupies confirm ? My god that explains the insane sports car. No wait, his zillion dollars explains that. darn.
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#10
04-26-2007, 12:54 PM
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Re: Flight of the Antonius
No comment about PA. Frankly I'm sick to [censored] death of hearing the guy's name in here, joke or not.
As for Farha, I can't stand this creep and sincerely hope he got taken for everything he has. My dream would be to watch him get broked, throw his cards at the dealer he reportedly never tips and hear Moneymaker sitting two seats away offer to stake him for $200.00.
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