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Old 09-23-2007, 02:13 PM
jfish jfish is offline
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Have a girl call up the club and give an incredibly detailed story about how the bouncer forced her to show him her breasts while he pinned her in a stall in the womans room or else he'd throw her out and tell the cops she tried to start a fight and she was too drunk to know what was going on at the time.

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good idea (seriously, that clown deserves it)

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Old 09-23-2007, 02:21 PM
SmackinYaUp SmackinYaUp is offline
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Have a girl call up the club and give an incredibly detailed story about how the bouncer forced her to show him her breasts while he pinned her in a stall in the womans room or else he'd throw her out and tell the cops she tried to start a fight and she was too drunk to know what was going on at the time.

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good idea (seriously, that clown deserves it)

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Old 09-23-2007, 02:24 PM
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Have a girl call up the club and give an incredibly detailed story about how the bouncer forced her to show him her breasts while he pinned her in a stall in the womans room or else he'd throw her out and tell the cops she tried to start a fight and she was too drunk to know what was going on at the time.

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good idea (seriously, that clown deserves it)

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Lol@your location.

"There are no more elephants. There is also no more unethical treatment of elephants"
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Old 09-23-2007, 02:26 PM
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Default Re: beat: slowrolled by bouncer

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shoulda gone to Palo Alto. Stanford chicks are money

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i was at stanford for 2 months this summer and encounted no hot chicks, unless you literally mean they are made of money, which they are.


edit: and yes i used literally in a context where it was not a literal statement to make a point, i aint not a stupid
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Old 09-23-2007, 02:29 PM
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Default Re: beat: slowrolled by bouncer

I was at Project Revolution which is a rock concert with some bands like Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance, and my friend paid one of the guards/ticket checker 80 bucks so him and I could watch from the non field area and the dude took his money, walked him to another section of the event, and told him to wait there. About 5 minutes later my friend finds me and says we have to fight this bouncer for so and so a slight and at this point I am extremely wasted and I'm being schooled by some 26 year old lady so I don't feel like fighting and he ends up waiting outside the event , in the parking lot for 2 plus hours making me sweat my ass off in the car because he wanted to jump this guy.
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Old 09-23-2007, 02:50 PM
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Old 09-23-2007, 02:51 PM
Louis Vuitton Louis Vuitton is offline
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Us Europeans, especially scandinavians, have life time dresscodes, we're always good-looking
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Old 09-23-2007, 02:52 PM
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Us Europeans, especially scandinavians, have life time dresscodes, we're always good-looking

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yet you guys haven't figured out internet forums yet
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Old 09-23-2007, 02:53 PM
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Default Re: beat: slowrolled by bouncer

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Us Europeans, especially scandinavians, have life time dresscodes, we're always good-looking

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yet you guys haven't figured out internet forums yet

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yeah, but it rly doesnt matter since we're hot, right?
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Old 09-23-2007, 06:57 PM
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Default Re: beat: slowrolled by bouncer

OP, can you explain how you looked good but weren't wearing the right shows. Also tell us what shoes you were wearing.

Did the bouncer stop you from getting mad pussy that night?
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