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Old 05-02-2007, 02:29 PM
bisonbison bisonbison is offline
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

If a woman hits me I am hitting back. There is no gray area there. If she is up to hitting me then turn about is fair play.

Why? What the hell are you gaining from hitting a girl?

Just leave.
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:36 PM
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I can't believe no one asked what she looks like. I mean if ugly bitch slaps me I knock her ass out.
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:36 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

Do a double-leg takedown. Step through her legs with your left leg, placing your left foot to the left of her torso. Cross her legs over your left leg, crossing her left leg first, then her right leg and anchoring her right leg under your left arm. Turn her over. Sit back.



That should shut her up.

This also works great on a pesky younger brother.
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:43 PM
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Default Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

What if it's a girl horse?

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Old 05-02-2007, 02:46 PM
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What if it's a girl horse?

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Good point. This wouldn't work too well on Rosie O'Donnell.

Sleeper hold?

I firmly believe all of life's answers can be found in pro wrestling. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 05-02-2007, 03:13 PM
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leave.

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Old 05-02-2007, 03:33 PM
Fels krone Fels krone is offline
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I was in a bar/club type place when this happened to me. There was a scuffle between some chicks, so I tried to separate them. Well, the drunk bitch fell down in a manner that it looked like I pushed her down. After that, hell was unleashed upon me by all her crazy drunk friends. I was getting hit from different angles, but one of them took the lead and did most of the damage. I got a bloodied lip and a kick in the gut that left a boot print on the shirt I was wearing.

Basically, I just tried to cover up and back away from the attackers. When I got far enough, I turned around and ran to the mens bathroom. I was fortunate enough they didnt follow me in there. It didnt hurt at all; it just suprised the [censored] out of me how quickly things happened.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:08 PM
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When I was 17 I had a puerto rican girlfriend. I love spanish girls to this day.

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...just not quite enough to know that spanish girls come from spain and not puerto rico.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:10 PM
Lottery Larry Lottery Larry is offline
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I'm going to say that you can't hit her back.

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WTF not? One slap might be allowed, but continuous attacks? She's on her ass.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:12 PM
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The bar that Ive been working at has had problems with chick fights for the last few weeks, its teh same two groups of girls. Their boyfriends are all pretty cool, and drink so we cant just not let them in, this week my buddy is postnig a sign, "all fights will be jello-ed", we set the 5 gallon bucket in the walk-in last night to set. its cherry.
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