What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of you?

[danvh]

Grab each wrist. Proceed to hit her with her own hands asking why she is hitting herself..

Personally though I like to go all Roy Jones and start bobbing and weaving and taunting

[Florida]

first, give her a sweet drop kick, then take out some napkins wipe your a$$ with, then rub it in her face.

she dies instantly, you didnt do anything wrong in my book

[MegaloMialo]

A lot of guys here are really in to hitting back. Woah, what a bunch of pussies.

[Phil153]

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A girl's slapping the [censored] out of you, what do you do? I'm going to say that you can't hit her back. Presumably though you have to restrain her in some way. Is a bear hug acceptable? Also does it change if it's your gf, just a friend, or a random chick?

obv angry sex and/or makeup sex are in order

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Slap her attacking arms Kung Fu style, using the back of your wrists and curled palms. It causes a lot of pain and deters the attacker pretty fast, especially a weak willed female. I'm of the opinion that if a woman wants to act like a man, she'll get treated like a man.

A second option is to grab her, kiss her, then push her away.

[BreakfastBurrito]

My little brother encountered this situation recently where his girlfriend went fully ballistic and tried to carve up his face and gouge out his eyes with her long nails. He went the bear hug route and she bit deep into his shoulder (very nasty scar). He stayed the course and held her down till she gave up. Then he went ahead and called the police and had her carted off to jail. It was 30 hrs before she could get someone to bail her out. She cut up his face bad enough that his boss told him to take the week off from work, but the cops told him if he had resisted any harder he could have been arrested as well.

[Grasshopp3r]

I recently served on a jury for misdemeanor assault and battery. It was a wife beating, though the wife was accused of the beating.

It is an affirmative defense to defend yourself. Once she strikes, you should protect yourself, whether that is by rendering her incapable of committing further assualts or by leaving. If she is crazy enough to strike you, she is crazy enough to stick you with something sharp.

[Reef]

drop kick her in the vagine

[Alobar]

grab both her arms then throw a wicked head butt. She'll drop like a stone.

If she passes out, urinate on her. If she doesn't, still urinate on her, but aim for her mouth so while shes sitting there wailing she'll make funny gargling noises.

[Cream Soda]

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A lot of guys here are really in to hitting back. Woah, what a bunch of pussies.

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QFT

The answer for OP: Leave.

[lostsoul]

If a woman hits me I am hitting back. There is no gray area there. If she is up to hitting me then turn about is fair play.