*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[goofyballer]

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From: GA
Date: Oct 19, 2007 2:37 PM


BIRFDAY! Hope you're doing something awesome tonight to celebrate.

HIFIVE

--GA


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2+2 is not a forum, it's a way of life, son.

[divides_by_zero]

I'm a little OCD so I tend to fixate on one at a time if there's anything going on.

Also, it seems looking around in classes anyway that options are limited. I dunno if I could even find 6 that I found attractive in my classes, let alone worthwhile enough to have crushes on. Math classes are not good hunting grounds.

[Georgia Avenue]

College dudes suck ldo.

Anyway, so I'm going with this?

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Well I can't offer you anything too fierce tonight, since I'm in Baltimore, but if you love fashion as much as I do, (and I know you do) you should consider checking out this thing at the rockandroll hotel tomorrow night...

http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/...stics-fall-07/

My friend writes for them and he promised plenty of overthetop pretentious people in outlandish getups. I'm bound by the law of awesomeness to go.

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Yes?



I could hang out tonight but I have no backup...

[PITTM]

GA,

This song honors how ridiculous hip you are:

So ya wanna dump out yo' trick bag.
Ease on in a hip thang,
But you ain't exactly sure what is hip.

So you started to let your hair grow.
Spent big bucks on your wardrobe.
Somehow, ya know there's much more to the trip.


What is hip?
Tell me, tell me, if you think you know.
What is hip?
If you're really hip,
the question, "Will it show?"
You're into a hip trip.
Maybe hipper than hip.
What is hip?
{ Trumpet solo/guitar solo }


You became a part of a new breed.
Been smokin' only the best weed.
Hangin' out with the so called "Hippie set."

Seen in all the right places.
Seen with just the right faces.
You should be satisfied, but it ain't quite right.


Come on!

Hipness is. What it is!
Hipness is. What it is!
Hipness is. What it is!
Sometimes hipness is, what it ain't.

{ guitar solo }

You went an' found you a guru.
In an effort to find you a new you,
And maybe even raise your conscious level.

While you're striving to find the right road,
There's one thing you should know,
"What's hip today, might become passe'."


{ Trumpet solo }

Think about it y'all.

{ keyboard solo }


What is hip?
Ahhhhhhhhh!
What is hip?
I'd like to know!
What is hip?
Is it in the style of your hair?
What is hip?
Is it in the clothes that you wear?
What is hip?
I'd like to know.
What is hip?
I'd like to know.
What is hip?
What is hip y'all? Hey!
What is hip?
Hey! Oh!
What is hip?
What is hip y'all?
What is hip?
I wanna know.
What is hip?
Ahhhhhhh!
What is hip?
I wanna know what hipness is.

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GA,

Hi, Im a friend of Dustin (CincyHR) we have met twice before (Vegas and Rocket Bar). Me and dustin live in LA now. I have a craigslist date tonight. I am gonna call her and tell her I can meet up for a bit before I go out with my friends later. I have just caught up on this thread and I want to become part of it. I will let you know how it goes. If you respond soon I can even use some advice before I call her (in about 15 min Im gonna make the call)

[Baloosh]

GA -- your invite to the fashion show looks good (and is pretty funny/tongue in cheek as well).

Her proclamation of having nothing to do on her birthday was her pretty much slamming you over the head to ask her to do something.

[wdead]

CL date trip report

So I get to the bar, (Westwood Brew Co) in LA at 930, we were supposed to meet at 915 so I am feeling bad. I sit at the bar and order an Arrogant Bastard (excellent tap list). I text girl thinking I am late but she is not there, in fact she wings up being 15 min late (kinda like me). While I am waiting for her to show up i start chatting up the two cuties next to me. There is quiet No Cal girl and drunken talkative southern girl. These two girls are PhD and Med students respectively, and really hot. I suck at life so I dont get numbers. My date, who is like a 5.5-6 shows up. She is chubby, funny, and has HUGE breasts. I would still bang her. We chat it up for 1 hour before she bounces (I created the time constraint but she beat me to execution). She is semi interesting, chubby, and has AWESOME breasts. Afterwards she is ldo smitten by my charm and is like date 2 and I am like sure (I figure a) she has cuter friends, b) I have sex with her).

After that I go to bars in Main Street and get no play (though flirt with 44 year old for an hour)

I suck at secksing GA, help me.

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PS: Found a 20 at taco stand, free food!
Drunkenly met my neighbor, she is like a 6.5/7 and I will bang her in a matter of weeks.

[five4suited]

LA ftw.

/0, he'll respect you as much as you respect yourself when you interact with him, but he isn't thinking long-term.

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/0, he'll respect you as much as you respect yourself when you interact with him, but he isn't thinking long-term.

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Out of curiousity, is ANYONE really thinking long-term after 2 encounters? (except for goofyballer ldo)