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Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
I don't like making threads where I complain about losing a couple coinflips, but I thought it was amusing what these two retards and Xaston (probably a moron too, at least he's one that just went on a 20k downswing) below stacked off with.
Absolute Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $5/$10 6 players Converter Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $40</font>, 2 folds, SB calls, BB folds. Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($90, 2 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $225</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $875</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in $2269.25</font>, Hero calls. Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4628.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $4628.5) River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($4628.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $4628.5) Results: Final pot: $4628.5 Expert play [censored] PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter SB ($588.60) BB ($576.45) UTG ($450.30) MP ($402.85) Hero ($953.60) Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, SB calls $10, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>. Flop: ($28) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $16</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $74</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $132</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $941.6</font>, SB calls $444.60 (All-In). Turn: ($1546.20) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: ($1546.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $1546.20 Should be noted that villain in the next two hands is Xaston, who recently went on a 20k downswing. I wonder why... Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) ghost443: $82.30 SWINGEING: $899.45 browerkid: $866.50 Xaston: $693.90 Hero: $446.00 Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players) browerkid folds, <font color="red">Xaston raises to $14.00</font>, Hero calls $14.00, 2 folds Flop: ($34) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Xaston bets $28.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $108.00</font>, <font color="red">Xaston raises all-in to $679.90</font>, Hero calls all-in for $324.00 Uncalled bet of $247.90 returned to Xaston Turn: ($898) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) River: ($898) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $898.00 ($2 Rake) Xaston had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Fives) and WON (+$450.00) Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$446.00) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Xaston: $410.00 Hero: $840.75 dean696999: $254.60 Preflop: Hero is dealt 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players) dean696999 folds, <font color="red">Xaston raises to $16.00</font>, Hero calls $12.00 Flop: ($32) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Xaston bets $24.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $102.00</font>, Xaston calls $78.00 Turn: ($236) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) Xaston checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $145.00</font>, <font color="red">Xaston raises all-in to $292.00</font>, Hero calls $147.00 River: ($820) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $820.00 ($1 Rake) Xaston had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Threes) and WON (+$409.00) Hero had 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$410.00) |
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
haha thats sick, ONE TIME!!!!!!!
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
I_Eat_Ur_Soul
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
suited connectors = -EV
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
I forgot to mention that in the first one, a multi-tabling tag there stacked off with two red JJ. And the 2nd hand, this retard had K7o.
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
who are you? i pwn the 5/10 game at absolute
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
fold 86 of spades preflop from now on?
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
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fold everything but aa/kk/qq preflop from now on? [/ QUOTE ] QFT |
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
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[ QUOTE ] fold everything but aa/kk/qq preflop from now on? [/ QUOTE ] FYP [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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Re: Let Me Hit One Time!!!!!
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] fold everything but aa/kk/qq preflop from now on? [/ QUOTE ] FYP [/ QUOTE ] FYP [/ QUOTE ] QFT |
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