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Old 07-26-2007, 02:27 PM
Nielsio Nielsio is offline
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Default Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $202.00
Hero (BB): $191.50
UTG: $207.50
MP: $68.80
CO: $117.50
BTN: $32.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $7.00</font>, CO calls $7.00, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $32.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $202.00</font>, Hero folds, MP calls all-in for $61.80, CO calls all-in for $110.50
Uncalled bet of $84.50 returned to SB

Flop: ($337.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players - 4 All-In)

Turn: ($337.80) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players - 4 All-In)

River: ($337.80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players - 4 All-In)

Pot Size: $337.80 ($3 Rake)

CO had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON (+$217.30)
BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$32.00)
MP had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Ace King high) and LOST (-$68.80)
SB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and LOST (-$117.50)
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:28 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

lol not MP
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:33 PM
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

what's a pattern mapper and where do you get it?
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:39 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

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what's a pattern mapper and where do you get it?

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THE JERK STORE CALLED AND THEY'RE ALL OUT OF YOU
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:40 PM
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

No kidding, where can I get one of these?
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:52 PM
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

ChOcOlAtE RaIn
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:54 PM
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

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ChOcOlAtE RaIn

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thanks
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:58 PM
Chawklit Rain Chawklit Rain is offline
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
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Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

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Chocolate Rain
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Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
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Wish real hard it goes away somehow

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The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
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But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:59 PM
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper


MP's pattern mapper is busted
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:35 PM
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Default Re: Everybody and their mom has a patternmapper

ZOMG!!! You must play a ton of hands everyday to get excited about a hand as exceptional as this one...thanks for the awesome post!
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