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Self Evaluator

The information provided below is written as if you took the screening for yourself, but it is applicable even if you took it on behalf of someone else.

Your answers suggest that you may be suffering from 5 problem areas.

Suicidal with Major Depression

Your responses indicate you may have a condition known as Major Depressive Episode and have indicated concerns about death or suicide.

We commonly refer to depression as a mood disorder, because of the feelings of sadness associated with it. But depression also impacts the way we think; when depressed, we tend to take the gloomy view of whatever is going on in our life.

Depression can range from a mild but persistent sadness that can rob you of your ability to enjoy life like you did before, on to severe depression that affects your work and school performance, your relationships (depression tends to make us isolate ourselves from other people), your ability to function overall. In severe cases, depression can even be a life-threatening illness, as it leads to a combination of suicidal thoughts and feeling like things just are never going to change.

It takes a personal interview with a mental health professional to truly assess someone for depression, as well as to outline treatment options (counseling, medication, support groups, etc.) and arrive at a treatment plan. We strongly urge you to call and arrange the soonest available appointment for a personal interview.

Please contact your university's Counseling and Psychological Services to schedule an interview with a mental health professional.
The following questions were endorsed:
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Question
1. Over the past two weeks, has your friend been feeling very tired, sad, blue or depressed?
2. Over the past two weeks, has your friend lost all interest and pleasure in things he/she usually cared about?
3. Over the past two weeks, has your friend lost his/her appetite?
4. Over the past two weeks, has your friend had trouble falling asleep, staying asleep, or waking up too early?
5. Over the past two weeks, has your friend been feeling tired out all the time?
6. Over the past two weeks, has your friend been talking or moving more slowly?
7. Over the past two weeks, has your friend been feeling worthless, sinful, or guilty?
8. Over the past two weeks, has your friend had a lot of trouble concentrating?
9. Over the past two weeks, has your friend felt his/her thoughts came more slowly or seemed mixed up?
10. Over the past two weeks, has your friend been thinking a lot about death?
11. Over the past two weeks, has your friend felt like he/she wanted to die?
12. Over the past two weeks, has your friend felt so low that he/she thought about suicide?


Posttraumatic Stress Disorder

Most people have probably heard about Posttraumatic Stress Disorder, or PTSD, in relation to soldiers or victims of a terrorist attack. However, PTSD can occur in anyone who experiences a traumatic event. The definition of a traumatic event is based, to some extent, on how a person feels when the event occurs.

If you are experiencing any of the following symptoms, you may be suffering from PTSD:

* Recurrent and intrusive memories of the event
* Recurrent and distressing dreams about the event
* Feeling as if the event is happening again (flashbacks)
* Distress (mental or physical) at reminders of the event
* Avoidance of anything associated with the event
* Difficulty remembering part or all of the event
* Feeling numb or detached
* Startling easily or feeling overly vigilant, as if danger is everywhere

While it is natural to experience some of these immediately following a trauma, they may indicate PTSD if they do not go away with time or are interfering with your ability to work,study, interact with people, or take care of yourself. PTSD is a potentially serious condition, but there are a variety of effective and available treatments such as individual counseling, group counseling, medication, or a combination of these. If you are concerned that you or someone you know may have PTSD, we strongly encourage you to contact your college or university's counseling service to schedule an interview with a mental health professional, especially if thoughts of suicide are present.
The following questions were endorsed:
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Question
1. Has your friend ever experienced any other extremely stressful or upsetting events?
2. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. when this event happened, did your friend feel helpless?
3. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. after this stressful or upsetting experience happened to your friend, did he/she keep remembering the event even when he/she didn't want to?
4. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. did your friend suddenly act or feel as though this event was happening again, even though it wasn't?
5. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. after this event, did your friend feel unusually irritable or lose your temper a lot?
6. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. after this event, did your friend have difficulty concentrating?
7. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. after this event, did your friend lose interest in doing things that were once important or enjoyable for him/her?
8. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. after this event, did your friend feel more isolated or distant from other people?
9. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. after this event, did your friend find he/she had more difficulty experiencing normal feelings such as love or affection towards other people?
10. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. did the problems which occurred as a result of this event interfere with your friend's life or activities a lot?
11. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. has your friend ever been very upset with himself/herself for having the problems which occurred as a result of this event?
12. Of all the traumatic events your friend has experienced, think of the ONE event that he/she found to be the most stressful and upsetting. Please answer the following questions with respect to this ONE event. have the problems which occurred as a result of this event ever kept your student from going to a party, social event, or meeting?


Social Phobia

Many people feel self-conscious in situations that involve making friends or having to perform. However, if you suffer from Social Phobia (Social Anxiety Disorder), you may feel so uncomfortable being around people or worry so much about embarrassing yourself that you avoid social interactions altogether. In addition, your anxiety in these situations (e.g., public speaking, hanging out in a group, asking someone out on a date, attending a party, or even using a public restroom) may make it hard to be yourself or perform well, which can add to your feelings of insecurity. Social Phobia can also interfere with your ability to work, study, or follow your daily routine.

Although you may know that your fear doesn't really make sense, Social Phobia can be very difficult to overcome without help. Fortunately, there are a variety of effective and available treatments such as individual counseling, group counseling, medication, or a combination of these. If you are concerned that you or someone you know may have Social Phobia, we strongly encourage you to contact your college or university's counseling service to schedule an interview with a mental health professional, especially if thoughts of suicide are present.
The following questions were endorsed:
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Question
1. Has your friend ever had an unusually strong fear of talking to people because he/she might have nothing to say or might sound foolish?
2. Has your friend ever had an unusually strong fear of taking part or speaking in a meeting or class?
3. Has your friend ever had an unusually strong fear of going to a party or other social outing?
4. Has your friend ever had an unusually strong fear of giving a speech or speaking in public?
5. Has your friend ever had an unusually strong fear of any other situation where he/she could be the center of attention?
6. Has your friend often avoided situations where he/she could be the center of attention?
7. Has your friend often avoided talking to people because he/she might have nothing to say or might sound foolish?
8. Has your friend often avoided taking part or speaking in a meeting or class?
9. Has your friend often avoided going to a party or other social outing?
10. Has your friend often avoided giving a speech or speaking in public?
11. Has your friend often avoided any other situation where your friend could be the center of attention?
12. Was your friend afraid of or did he/she avoid situations where he/she could be the center of attention because he/she might show anxiety or act in a way that could be humiliating?
13. Was your friend's fear or avoidance of any of these situations where he/she could be the center of attention ever excessive, that is, much stronger than in other people?
14. Was your friend's fear or avoidance of any of these situations where he/she could be the center of attention ever unreasonable, that is, stronger than it should have been?
15. Was your friend ever very upset with himself/herself for having the fear of or avoiding situations where he/she could be the center of attention?
16. Did the fear or avoidance of any of these situations where he/she could be the center of attention ever interfere with your friend's life or activities a lot?
17. When your friend was in these situations where he/she could be the center of attention or thought he/she would have to be, did he/she usually become very upset?
18. When he/she were in a situation where he/she could be the center of attention or thought he/she would have to be, did he/she blush or shake?
19. When your friend was in a situation where he/she could be the center of attention or thought he/she would have to be, did his/her heart pound or race?
20. When your friend as in a situation where he/she could be the center of attention or thought he/she would have to be, did he/she sweat?


Bipolar Disorder

The term bipolar is used a lot these days to describe someone who has mood swings, but feeling happy or sad at different points in time is actually a very normal part of life. Bipolar Disorder (Manic-Depression), however, is a potentially serious condition, where someone experiences extreme highs (mania) and extreme lows (depression). It is common for a person who is manic to think that nothing is wrong with his/her behavior even though it is extremely distressing to family and friends.

During a manic episode, a person's mood is excessively high though it can become irritable or aggressive - and will be accompanied by some or all of the following symptoms:

* Inflated self-esteem (e.g., belief in being able to control world events or other special powers)
* Decreased need for sleep without feeling tired
* Racing thoughts or fast speech
* Distractibility or difficulty concentrating
* Increased goal-directed activity (e.g., cleaning, studying, or starting new projects) or agitation
* Excessive involvement in potentially harmful activities (e.g., spending sprees or risky sex)

During an episode of depression, a person may feel sad or lose interest in previously enjoyable activities, as well as experience one or more of the following symptoms:

* Change in appetite or sleep
* Decreased energy
* Difficulty concentrating
* Agitation
* Feelings of worthlessness, hopelessness, or guilt

There are a variety of potential mood patterns in Bipolar Disorder. For example, it is possible to have mostly episodes of mania, mostly episodes of depression, or to cycle rapidly between the two. It is also possible for someone to experience symptom-free periods of time. It is not uncommon for people who have bipolar disorder to think about suicide, and we recommend that you seek help immediately if you are having these thoughts.

This condition can interfere with your ability to work, study, interact with people, or take care of yourself, but there are a variety of effective and available treatments such as counseling, medication, or a combination of these. If you are concerned that you or someone you know may have Bipolar Disorder, we strongly encourage you to contact your college or university's counseling service to schedule an interview with a mental health professional.
The following questions were endorsed:
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1. Has there ever been a period of a week or more when your friend was so happy or excited or high that he/she got into trouble, or his/her family or friends worried about it, or a doctor said he/she was manic?
2. Has there ever been a period of a week or more when your friend was so much more active than usual that he/she or his/her family or friends were concerned about it?
3. Has there ever been a period of a week or more when your friend's interest in sex was much stronger such that he/she wanted to have sex a lot more frequently or with people you normally wouldn't be interested in?
4. Has there ever been a period of a week or more when thoughts raced through your friend's head so fast that he/she couldn't keep track of them?
5. Has there ever been a period of a week or more when your friend felt that he/she had a special gift or special powers to do things others couldn't do or that he/she was a specially important person?
6. Has there ever been a period of a week or more when your friend hardly slept at all but still didn't feel tired or sleepy?
7. Was there ever a period of a week or more when your friend was easily distracted so that any little interruption could get him/her off the track?
8. Was there ever a period when your friend was unusually irritable or likely to fight or to argue?


Panic Disorder with Agoraphobia

Panic Disorder is a condition where a person suffers from panic attacks, which are episodes of extreme fear or discomfort accompanied by some or all of the following symptoms:

* Sweating
* Chills or hot flashes
* Chest pain
* Palpitations, rapid heart rate, or pounding heart
* Shaking
* Choking sensation
* Difficulty reathing
* Nausea
* Dizziness
* Numbness or tingling
* Out-of-body sensation
* Fear of dying, losing control, or going crazy

Typically, panic attacks last less than ten minutes, although the experience of panic may be longer for some people. These attacks may seem to be completely unpredictable or may occur under specific circumstances such as being in crowds, on elevators, on public transportation, or on bridges.

If you suffer from Panic Disorder, the fear of having a panic attack in a place where help may not be available or escape may be difficult can cause you to completely avoid certain situations, such as those listed above. Known as Agoraphobia, this avoidance may extend to more and more situations until you might not be able to leave home at all, especially by yourself.

Panic Disorder with Agoraphobia can interfere with your ability to work, study, interact with people, or follow your daily routine and can worsen over time. Fortunately, there are a variety of effective and available treatments such as individual counseling, group counseling, medication, or a combination of these. If you are concerned that you or someone you know may have this condition, we strongly encourage you to contact your college or university's counseling service to schedule an interview with a mental health professional, especially if thoughts of suicide are present.
The following questions were endorsed:
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Question
1. Has your friend ever considered himself/herself a nervous (or tense) person?
2. Has your friend ever had an unexpected spell or attack when all of a sudden he/she felt frightened, anxious or very uneasy in a situation when most people wouldn't be afraid?
3. Did your friend have persistent concern about having another attack or worry about consequences of the attack or have significant behavioral changes related to the attack?
4. Did this last at least 1 month?
5. During this spell, did your friend's heart pound?
6. During this spell did your friend sweat?
7. During this spell did your friend tremble or shake?
8. During this spell did your friend feel hot or cold flashes?
9. During this spell did things around your friend seem unreal?
10. During this spell, was your friend afraid either that he/she might die or that he/she might act in a crazy way?
11. Has your friend felt especially anxious in places or situations in which escape would be difficult or embarrassing?
12. Has your friend felt especially anxious in places or situations in which help may not be available or in a situation similar to those when he/she has previously experienced a panic attack?





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[nEdFurlong]

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[Madman Madman]

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[JokersAttack]

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[mbillie1]

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[remski]

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