Why is tuq so ugly?

[SossMan]

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You're being spoonfed caviar by a chubby demonic Jennifer Harman?

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lmao

[Bodhisattva]

what age are you in that first pic and how much weight have you gained since

[jesusarenque]

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Quit drinking for a month and you won't sweat when you eat anymore:

[tuq]

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Jesus. How many different message boards have the Tuq stoplight picture been posted?

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Two, counting this one. Also, the pic was taken almost exactly ten years ago...we're getting old mang. The second pic was from just a couple of months ago.

sublime, I don't know why my teeth are that color in the pic. Strange. They're no more yellow than Chelsea Clinton's though.

jesus, as for sweating, I am the sweatiest person I know and always have been. Not much I can do about it, I've been that way since before I discovered the demon alcohol...

[Eurotrash]

tuq, you kind of remind me of Biff.

[Soul Daddy]

Feeling hot, hot, hot!

[Hopey]

I hate to be the one to break this to you...but AsH_KeTcHuM is WAY hotter than you. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[pokerraja]

tuq you look like howard lederer.

[tuq]

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tuq you look like howard lederer.

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I like this. Luckily I don't have a sister with a giant tramp stamp who has banged her way around the poker world.

[bisonbison]

Dicks, I'm not ugly, bisonbison just doesn't like me and picked a nice spot to propagate hatred. Witness:

Tuq, I never said you were ugly. I just think people posting pictures of awkward teenagers and calling them ugly should prolly post their yearbook pictures from high school.

And no dislike. I can only dislike roughly 1 person on these forums at a time, and right now it's BluffThis!.