Prettaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bad! Larry David divorce and speculation

[zasterguava]

Larry David's wife filed for divorce on July 9th and she was/is cheating with family friend who was staying in their shed! Spotted recently parading herself with Thorpes on yacht...

NY Post article here

I love Larry David, but this is good news. Season 7 (I think seasons 6 has already been filmed/scripted) is going to be amazing if he integrates the story! I can already envisage a "The Yacht" episode with Larry trying to sabotage there romantic weekend on the yacht by stealing one of Robert De Niro's (guest appearance) boats and then whilst spying on them , De Niro, appears and kicks his ass and throws Larry into the sea; only for Laurie's new hunk of a boyfriend to strip to his speedo's and rescue Larry!!! dududdududududuudud (cue theme tune)!

[secretprankster]

Man-made prisons! You're doing time!

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My Caucasian!

[Los Feliz Slim]

Larry David, 59, has said he wouldn't hesitate to mine the divorce for laughs and joked recently that after split from the eco-activist "I went home and turned all the lights on!"

[zasterguava]

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Man-made prisons! You're doing time!

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My Caucasian!


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Embarrassingly I do not understand either of these references. Im assuming there not Curb references as I've seen every episode and dont recall.

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Man-made prisons! You're doing time!

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My Caucasian!


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Embarrassingly I do not understand either of these references. Im assuming there not Curb references as I've seen every episode and dont recall.

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JERRY: I had a very interesting lunch with George Costanza today.
KRAMER: Really?
JERRY: We were talking about our lives and we both kind of realized we're kids. We're not men.
KRAMER: So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"
JERRY: Yes. We did.
KRAMER: Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something. There isn't.
JERRY: There isn't?

KRAMER: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, jerry? Marriage? Family?
JERRY: Well...
KRAMER: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
JERRY: Really?
KRAMER: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.
JERRY: I can?
KRAMER: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?
JERRY: What?
KRAMER: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

JERRY: Boy.
KRAMER: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..
JERRY: I'm glad we had this talk.
KRAMER: Oh, you have no idea.





My Caucasian!

[zasterguava]

Ah thanks Noah. Love that episode but forgot the line. This is also LArry's favourite episode.

I have only seen about 30 Seinfeld episodes- I really need to go on a Seinfeld + coffee marathon sometime.

[CrazyEyez]

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My Caucasian!


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O RLY?

Crazyeyez is your caucasian.

[MichaelL]

Love that ep

Crazy Eyes: Yo, check it, you like this [censored]? The oriental room, [censored]. This where alllll the [censored] go down right here.
LD: That bed's a lot smaller than I would have thought
Crazy Eyes: Yes, maybe I will, I will get a bigger bed, you know what fit 3 or 4 mother [censored] in there you know what I'm saying. A whole lot of mother [censored].
LD: You've got to have 3 or 4 mother [censored] in there
Crazy Eyes: See you a pimp, you a mother [censored] pimp aint you.
LD: Uhhhh I don't think I am.
Crazy Eyes: You are a pimp yeahheahahah

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wait what? there are doing more seasons of curb your enthusiasm? for some reason i thought it was finished - this just made my day.