Brag: just took up smoking

[Golden_Rhino]

Predicted thread 6 month from now:

Beat: I can't quit smoking.

[Sly_Fox]

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Predicted thread 6 month from now:

Variance: I can't quit smoking.

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imo

[Nonfiction]

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Menthols are so terrible.

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QFT

Variance: On my 4th "last" carton

BTW, what does everyone here smoke?

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[Quanah Parker]

Smokers are cool.

[smokingrobot]

anybody wanna buy a couple grand in camel cash off me?

[diddyeinstein]

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Menthols are so terrible.

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QFT

Variance: On my 4th "last" carton

BTW, what does everyone here smoke?

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Yea buddy, me too. I also hit up Parliaments if I have been running alot, and the Marlboro Virginia Blend if I'm feeling especially patriotic.

[Sly_Fox]

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Marlboro Virginia Blend if I'm feeling especially patriotic.

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Not a fan to be honest.

Also,
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[diddyeinstein]

By the end of the pack of the Virginia Blends, I generally wish I hadn't bought them. The first few are nice though.

[Dr. Spaceman]

One time I remember, I was a little kid, I was like eight-years-old, and I was behind my garage. I was sneaking a cigarette back there, and my dad caught me- I'll never forget it. His big head came around the corner of the garage. There it was- my dad's big head, and then his body right after it- there was his body. Trailing his head, as it often would. And he grabbed me, and he hauled me in, and I thought I was in for the strapping of my life, y'know? What he did is, he pulled out this giant cigar. Must have been half the size of my arm, this big cigar. Stuck it in my mouth, lit it up, made me smoke it. All the way through- right to the end. That's when I started smoking cigars real heavy. That plan backfired on him.

I started smoking when I was a kid, like when I was like 14 and I thought, "I'll look really cool if I start smoking." Because I didn't get along with anybody. So, I started smoking, and wouldn't you know it? I did look cool! All of the sudden, all these broads liked me and everything. Not broads, but ladies, girls, whatever.

The advertisers, they've gotta go after kids because they're not gonna get adults. Like, there's not gonna be a 50-year-old guy going, "Hey, I should start smoking! That goddamn camel! Look at him!"

My Doctor tried to scare me out of smoking. My doc, he showed me a picture of a smoker's lung. Oh, it was gross and disgusting! Then he showed me a picture of a, ah, healthy guy's lung. Oh, it was gross and disgusting! That's why they put them on the inside. You don't have to look at them all the time. You know?

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One time I remember, I was a little kid, I was like eight-years-old, and I was behind my garage. I was sneaking a cigarette back there, and my dad caught me- I'll never forget it. His big head came around the corner of the garage. There it was- my dad's big head, and then his body right after it- there was his body. Trailing his head, as it often would. And he grabbed me, and he hauled me in, and I thought I was in for the strapping of my life, y'know? What he did is, he pulled out this giant cigar. Must have been half the size of my arm, this big cigar. Stuck it in my mouth, lit it up, made me smoke it. All the way through- right to the end. That's when I started smoking cigars real heavy. That plan backfired on him.

I started smoking when I was a kid, like when I was like 14 and I thought, "I'll look really cool if I start smoking." Because I didn't get along with anybody. So, I started smoking, and wouldn't you know it? I did look cool! All of the sudden, all these broads liked me and everything. Not broads, but ladies, girls, whatever.

The advertisers, they've gotta go after kids because they're not gonna get adults. Like, there's not gonna be a 50-year-old guy going, "Hey, I should start smoking! That goddamn camel! Look at him!"

My Doctor tried to scare me out of smoking. My doc, he showed me a picture of a smoker's lung. Oh, it was gross and disgusting! Then he showed me a picture of a, ah, healthy guy's lung. Oh, it was gross and disgusting! That's why they put them on the inside. You don't have to look at them all the time. You know?

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minus the anecdote this sums up my thoughts well. That goddamn camel is so cool