keeldazeeba bids farewell

Matt1975 · #1 09-06-2006, 04:07 PM

Getting owned at the $50 buy-ins is an omen.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises, CO calls, Button calls, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero caps, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (17 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, CO folds, Button calls, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (14.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button calls, SB calls all in.

River: (20 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero bets, Button calls all-in

Final Pot: 25 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Qs As (high card, ace).
Hero has 8d 8s (three of a kind, eights).
Button has 8c 7c (flush, ten high).
Outcome: Button wins 25 BB. 

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

(BB has exactly $25, Hero has about $150)

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, 3 folds, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $12, BB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($24.25, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $13, BB calls all-in $13.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($50.25, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50.25)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($50.25, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50.25)

Results in white below: 
Final pot: 50.25
BB has Ks Qs (two pair, kings and queens).
Hero has As Ah (one pair, aces).

Outcome: BB wins 50.25. 

After these two hands, I:
1. Stacked off 2.4 buy-ins on one hand, with AQo out of position against a set. (Love those $240 pots at $50 NL.)
2. Moved up to 1000NL and made a modest profit.
3. Tilted off two buy-ins at $5/10 Limit.
4. Realized it was 5 a.m. and that I had a serious problem, and that I loved my wife and my job too much to keep doing this.
5. Cashed out everything, uninstalled Party, and committed myself to a poker-free life. (After this post of course.)

I suck at poker, c'est la vie. Some of you suck at BBV but most of you don't. You know who you are. Have nice lives.

Dave I · #2 09-06-2006, 04:08 PM

You'll be back.

McBusto · #3 09-06-2006, 04:17 PM

Yall come back now ya here?

IdiotVig · #4 09-06-2006, 04:52 PM

This development lacks exciting implications.

pocketse7ens · #5 09-06-2006, 04:52 PM

miss you already.

uminchu · #6 09-06-2006, 05:36 PM

who is this guy again?

Chump Change · #7 09-06-2006, 05:54 PM

There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"

Cuckoo, cuckoo

Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
To say goodbye . . .

Cuckoo,

. . . to you

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night

I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu

Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen

I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye

I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!

I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie

I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly

The sun has gone to bed and so must I

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye!

kiemo · #8 09-06-2006, 09:19 PM

Any thread that contains Sound of Music lyrics is pretty awesome in my opinion!

kiwi · #9 09-06-2006, 09:30 PM

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Any thread that contains pocketsevens' avatar is pretty awesome in my opinion!

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Coffee · #10 09-06-2006, 09:33 PM

See you next week.