Favorite Sklansky Quotes

JackSchit20 · #1 09-19-2007, 10:22 PM

I came across this line the other night while reading. I laughed and then wondered what are some of the other favorite Sklansky quotes out there...

"If you don't know how I got that, stop reading this book right now. You are not ready for it. You don't know enough about poker. And, you deserve to lose."

Steel Aces · #2 09-19-2007, 10:25 PM

Referring to a 25 yr old...

She looked pretty good for her age

GeniusToad · #3 09-19-2007, 10:28 PM

"DUCY?"

Klinzmann · #4 09-19-2007, 11:14 PM

That whole story about eyes and robots from Poker, Gaming and Life. Sklansky should write science fiction, not poker strategy.

SNOWBALL · #5 09-19-2007, 11:19 PM

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"If you don't know how I got that, stop reading this book right now. You are not ready for it. You don't know enough about poker. And, you deserve to lose."

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I read that line a few years ago. I stopped reading immediately, and improvised some math on an envelope to get the correct answer. "phew!" I thought. I guess I don't deserve to lose. Then I continued reading.

Onaflag · #6 09-19-2007, 11:20 PM

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Referring to a 25 yr old...

She looked pretty good for her age

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Winner. Lock the thread.

killsadie · #7 09-19-2007, 11:28 PM

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Referring to a 25 yr old...

She looked pretty good for her age

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Winner. Lock the thread.

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NT! · #8 09-19-2007, 11:32 PM

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ?

DrVanNostrin · #9 09-20-2007, 12:24 AM

I don't remember the wording exactly, but he was talking about other players in a 5/10 NL game from way back:

A lot of the players didn't like me; they thought I was "arrogant".

wsock23 · #10 09-20-2007, 12:26 AM

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Referring to a 25 yr old...

She looked pretty good for her age

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First thing I thought when I saw the thread title.