Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)

[milesdyson]

also posted in sssh nc/lc but i figured maybe you would like

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not even repping a legit counterfeited hand but they still bet

Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: (16.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Turn: (16.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

River: (25.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 29.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Ts, Th (Full house, tens full of threes).
BB mucks Kc, Kh.
Outcome: Hero wins 28.70 BB.

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[tyler_cracker]

miles,

river c/r gives me a boner. waaaah i'm counterfeited PSYCH!

[Buzz-cp]

I have $.45--should I make them send me the check?

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[milesdyson]

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miles,

river c/r gives me a boner. waaaah i'm counterfeited PSYCH!

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note my line before the hand. "not even repping a legit counterfeited hand but they still bet"

no way i cap QT from the blind there. people just can't resist.

[Buzz-cp]

Miles, what about A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]?

-Buzz

[tyler_cracker]

buzz,

i don't think miles would play AKdd like that on the flop, and definitely not on the turn. do people really b/3b a 13-outer there?

miles,

i missed your comment, but what if your QT is soooooooted?????

it's kind of a weird question since i doubt you're raising KK on the turn in villain's shoes, but if you get to the river like that, do you really check behind? b/f? impossible to answer because villain played KK so bad?

[Gib]

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4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? - Williamson, DUR

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wrong. Kevin Bloody Wilson FTW...lyrics from one of his songs goes "do you [censored] on first dates? does your dad own a brewery, can I feel ya [censored] or will you show em to me? youve got a nice head and you look pretty honest, my face Ill be leaving in a quart of an hour, I'd like u to be on it" (I probably got the exact words wrong but you get the picture)


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What?!!! no &lt;3 for Warnie!!!! He's a beer drinkin, woman shagging bennie smokin pie eating spinnin champ!!

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I leave you with "Up there cazaly"....try figuring that one out without googling


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Tassie FTW!!!

[milesdyson]

i'd ~never cap QTs there. he gave way too much action yeah.

i obviously wouldnt play AdKd like this. the guy is just bad and i felt it were pretty likely he would bet AQ+ there so i wanted to own him. vs. me it is a clear check behind with AA because i would never have less than AA given my line in the hand.

[OziBattler]

of course there is love for warney and warney has much love for himself and women in general ... but Im a fan of the KBWs crude humour due to countless hours of listening to it because I was 'too cool for school' even though I realise now that I was kidding myself about the too cool part. TGIF

fwiw KylieM is a distant distant last on that list and its not even close

[Buzz-cp]

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buzz,

i don't think miles would play AKdd like that on the flop, and definitely not on the turn. do people really b/3b a 13-outer there?

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well just commenting that AKs might be more jibe with the preflop play. Most definitely not a good way to play either hand. wow this is too much content!