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08-02-2007, 05:12 PM
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beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
met a girl, pretty cute,a 6 for me (i'm no prize pig myself) probably a -17 on the 2+2 scale. we get along nicely, she's fun, we chat, the rumble starts, and i have to bail this party (toilets were nasty yo) and it's a photofinish.
brag: i swear, it felt so good when my cheeks finally hit my toilet seat, it was probably better then the 2 minutes of pleasure i would have gotten if i actually gotten with her. is there a fetish for holding in your dumps, till the last possible moment? variance: this is not the 1st time mudbutt has cockblocked me. about 3 years ago, party at friends cabin. girl was 10 years my younger. 7 for me (i was less ugly then) probgably a -34 on the 2+2 scale. both on shrooms. i didn't actually have the mudbutt, but i had the shrooms induced phantom mudbutt. felt like i had [censored] my pants all night, and was freaking me out, even though i was clean. damn you shrooms! any one else got any similar stories to make me feel better? 
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#3
08-02-2007, 05:14 PM
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Re: beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
i hate mudbloods *furiously rubs dark mark on forearm*
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08-02-2007, 05:15 PM
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Re: beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
lol you gave up getting laid so that you could [censored] in a clean toilet. just cover the seat with toilet paper, do your dirtay bidness, then go back to the girl and do your other dirtay bidness.
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#6
08-02-2007, 05:15 PM
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Re: beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
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[ QUOTE ] I just take a dump on the girl and get on with it. [/ QUOTE ] This is the best way to play it off. Also most girls find it really hot [/ QUOTE ] And if they don't, it's just cuz they don't know it yet
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#7
08-02-2007, 05:27 PM
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Re: beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
you know.....mudbutt is not wiping your butt good enough
turtle heads are when you are about to [censored] your pants fix thread plz and "man who goto bed with itchy bum, wake up with sticky fingers" best quote ever
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#8
08-02-2007, 05:30 PM
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Re: beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
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you know.....mudbutt is not wiping your butt good enough turtle heads are when you are about to [censored] your pants fix thread plz and "man who goto bed with itchy bum, wake up with sticky fingers" best quote ever [/ QUOTE ] um, mudbutt is the diarrhea
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#9
08-02-2007, 05:31 PM
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Re: beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
mudbloods are an affront to the pureblood community
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#10
08-02-2007, 05:32 PM
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Re: beat: kockblocked by mudbutt
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"man who goto bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly fingers" best quote ever [/ QUOTE ] the original Duke Nukem 3D fortune cookie
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