what do you say

[einbert]

Whatever you do, don't say "you're not fat!" This is exactly what she wants.

[Homer]

I can't tell with your clothes on.

[einbert]

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"feel my muscles."

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I'm definitely using this next time this subject comes up. Thanks gorie.

[oddjob]

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I can't tell with your clothes on.

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i like this.

[Blarg]

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When my wife says it, I roll my eyes and say "You're NOT fat!" And that's it. That's all she wants to hear.

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She doesn't think she's fat, she just wants to make YOU tell her she is not fat. It's a power thing. Basically you're on an emotional leash.

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Or as it is often referred to, she's fishing for compliments. Also perhaps trying to gauge your level of interest.

Here's one: "If that's fat, then I guess I like it a lot better than I thought." It still has enough fat in it to make them on edge enough to want to please, yet shows acceptance and desire without fawning. Plus it's good for cracking a grin. Unfortunately, it doesn't answer the question of whether they're fat or not, so you may get asked again.

[pokerbobo]

Gonna finish those fries?

Your'e still bangable!

Put this in your piehole

[oddjob]

look her up and down, and say, "i'd still hit it"

how gay is it to add a jackass response to my own thread?

[Case Closed]

You lie to here. If she is fat you tell her she is not fat. If she is skinny you tell her it would be alright if she lost a couple of pounds.

[chesspain]

"You could drink whole milk if you wanted to."

[EYEWHITES]

(insert girls name she doesnt like here) looks fat, have you seen her lately

when my wife ask that question, i call her chunky in a kid like voice in kiss her, mostly because shes pretty skinny and knows it...

i would go with the second if i was you