[censored] YOU YOU FUKKING PANSIES!

RollinHand · #1 06-08-2006, 09:19 PM

STOP HITTING 2 and 4 outers on me PLZ!!!

I lost 700 on the same [censored] yesterday but I made almost all of it back, so I hit the tables today thinking the suckouts had ended.

NL 1/2, 6 max.

AA vs A3s. A3 moves allin preflop with 120 after I raise.
Flop: 335xx

99 vs JJ.
Flop: 933,x,J Poof 200 gone!

KT vs AJ
Flop: AQJ. I 3bet allin.
River: J
150 gone.

KK vs AK, allin preflop.
JJA,x,x
160 gone.

JJ vs AT, allin preflop

356,A,9
110 gone.

T9 vs A8.
Flop: Q88. I bet pot he calls.
Turn: J. He bets I raise
River: J. He bets 32 into 190 I call and lose.

BUT I WON WITH QQ AGAINST A GUY WITH 30 BUX!! I raised 12 preflop and he called with A7. Flop: A44,Q,x
PROFIT 30 DOLLASSS!

ALSO NOTE TO SHORTSTACKS, GO [censored] YOURSELFS. I DO NOT WANT YOUR 30 BUCKS! PLZ FIND A GOAT AND AMUSE YOURSELFS.

I'm gonna go play some NL 2/4 where they sit with 80 bucks.
WATCH OUT ASSWARTS HERE I COME!

RollinHand · #2 06-08-2006, 10:44 PM

I forgot this hand:

[Jun 2 15:30:12] : Seat 5 : McGarrett has Jd Jc
[Jun 2 15:30:16] : sonny999 folded.
[Jun 2 15:30:16] : esse777 folded.
[Jun 2 15:30:19] : McGarrett called $2 and raised $7
[Jun 2 15:30:24] : lama-ma called $9
[Jun 2 15:30:25] : sanpedro called $8
[Jun 2 15:30:33] : gdgdgd7 folded.
[Jun 2 15:30:33] : Dealing flop.
[Jun 2 15:30:33] : Board cards [3h 5c 7d]
[Jun 2 15:30:43] : sanpedro checked.
[Jun 2 15:30:48] : McGarrett bet $22
[Jun 2 15:30:54] : lama-ma called $22
[Jun 2 15:31:05] : sanpedro folded.
[Jun 2 15:31:05] : Dealing turn.
[Jun 2 15:31:05] : Board cards [3h 5c 7d Qh]
[Jun 2 15:31:08] : McGarrett checked.
[Jun 2 15:31:12] : lama-ma bet $126.75 and is All-in
[Jun 2 15:31:31] : McGarrett called $126.75
[Jun 2 15:31:32] : Showdown!
[Jun 2 15:31:33] : Seat 5 : McGarrett has Jd Jc
[Jun 2 15:31:33] : Seat 6 : [/b]lama-ma has 9h 8c[/b]

Board cards [3h 5c 7d Qh 6h]
lama-ma wins $323.50 with Straight 98765

Expert play!

Sykes · #3 06-08-2006, 11:00 PM

You are down 3 buy ins.

Shut the [censored] up.

Raydain · #4 06-08-2006, 11:31 PM

[ QUOTE ]
You are down 3 buy ins.

Shut the [censored] up.

[/ QUOTE ]

RollinHand · #5 06-08-2006, 11:35 PM

Yes because I'm obvoisly complaining about being down 3 buyins and not on the constant suck outs and random retardation.

U win.

RollinHand · #6 06-09-2006, 01:56 AM

So I go back to play at Party instead:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($111.45)
UTG ($412.10)
Hero ($222.75)
Button ($462.60)
SB ($61.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG raises to $7, Hero raises to $28, 3 folds, UTG calls $21.

Flop: ($59) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $194.75 (All-In), UTG calls $164.75.

Turn: ($448.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($448.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $448.50

Results in white below: 
UTG has Kh Kc (full house, kings full of sevens).
Hero has As Ac (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: UTG wins $448.50. 

Bad start but things turned around after 300 hands or so:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($118.35)
BB ($634.75)
Hero ($221.15)
MP ($446.40)
CO ($205.40)
Button ($57.60)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, CO calls $8, 3 folds.

Flop: ($19) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $14, CO calls $14.

Turn: ($47) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $32, CO calls $32.

River: ($111) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $80, CO calls $151.40 (All-In), Hero calls $71.40.

Final Pot: $413.80

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc Ac (straight, ace high).
CO has Qc Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $413.80. 

I think I was due

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($123)
MP ($260.25)
CO ($186.80)
Hero ($414.21)
SB ($192.60)
BB ($116.59)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
1 fold, MP raises to $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $8, 2 folds.

Flop: ($19) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $20, Hero calls $20.

Turn: ($59) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $35, MP raises to $70, Hero calls $35.

River: ($199) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $50, Hero calls $316.21 (All-In), MP calls $112.25 (All-In).

Final Pot: $677.46

Results in white below: 
MP has Ad Td (flush, ace high).
Hero has 5s 5h (four of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $677.46. 

Best hand ever:

Awesome spewing by me.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($44.70)
BB ($206.40)
UTG ($52.60)
Hero ($199)
CO ($255.60)
Button ($196)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 1 fold, Button calls $4, SB (poster) calls $3, BB calls $2.

Flop: ($20) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $20.49, Hero calls $20.49, Button folds, SB calls $40.70 (All-In), BB folds, UTG calls $20.21, Hero calls $20.21.

Turn: ($142.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)
UTG bets $2, Hero raises to $23.09, UTG calls $5.90 (All-In).

River: ($173.09) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $173.09

Results in white below: 
SB has 3c 3d (full house, threes full of kings).
UTG has Kc Ad (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has Ts Ks (full house, kings full of tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $173.09.