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Old 12-01-2007, 02:53 PM
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Gullanian on stars
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:53 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Well I lol'd anyway
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:58 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

preflop:
villain- hehaha im gonna play like sammy farha today im gonna hit the nutsack this hand

flop:
villain- uhh damn i missed, it doesnt matter im in the sammy farha mind of state now hhahahaah im gonna win(mario accent)

turn:
villain- ok ive seen on high stakes poker where sammy farha bluffs on nothing... my middle name is sammy(arnold governator accent)

river-
villain-ok this is it im gonna bet him out of this hand...OOOOO SHITTTTTT this is limit holdem.. i thought this was no limit damn i cant go all in!!!! uhhh might as well miniraise him and scare him off..maybe my 4s are good

showdown:
villain- i quit poker this is bs..i thought this was no limit holdem..(villain walks outside to let his steam blow and a bird takes a dump on his head and a dog walks by and pees on his leg)

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Old 12-01-2007, 03:09 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

let it ring loud and true across the land.. hold em rewards bold, aggressive play!

ahem, sir.. that's no limit hold em

.....oh [censored].
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:39 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

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Well I lol'd anyway

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It's kinda unfair to have semi-awesome MSPAINT skillz imo
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:58 PM
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Gullanian on stars

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oh god, if this doesn't win this contest was rigged
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:15 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

My vote goes to gullanian.

I'm not going to try since I will not be able to beat that.
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:35 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

I was going to make something up.

Until I saw Gullanian's reply.

His answer is la nostra barretta approved.
We shall be very disappointed if he is not declared the winner.
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:39 PM
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Gullanian on stars

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Winner
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:53 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Wow, what are the odds of finding a heads-up Hold `Em High/Low game with no qualifier...damn, counterfeited on the river. Guess I'll make a crying call...
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