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Old 09-07-2006, 05:12 PM
neverforgetlol neverforgetlol is offline
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Default i\'m so poor that

my mom sent me an ad for part time money jerking off

"I don't know how I feel about this, but you may want to consider it.

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No other company or person should contact this advertiser for solicitation for any product or service."


i'm excited and disturbed at the same time.
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:13 PM
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Default Re: i\'m so poor that

Thank you for letting me know of this exciting opportunity!

<font color="white"> I'm poor as hell too-I seriously am starting to consider doing this. </font>
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:14 PM
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Default Re: i\'m so poor that

Your mom sent me that too, but she included a "direct line" phone number...

Beat.
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:16 PM
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Default Re: i\'m so poor that

Your hobby becomes your profession, kinda like poker all over again.

How can you not do this!?
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:17 PM
neverforgetlol neverforgetlol is offline
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i teach a class in roseville tuesday nights. plan is to jerk it then have a big smile for class.
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:19 PM
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Default Re: i\'m so poor that

[ QUOTE ]
Your mom sent me that too, but she included a "direct line" phone number...

Beat.

[/ QUOTE ]
I 'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go,
People know the part I'm playin'.
Pay for every dance, sellin' each romance,
Ooohh what they're sayin'.

There will come a day, when youth will pass away,
What will they say about me?
When the end comes I know, there was just a gigalo
Life goes on without me.

I'm just a gigolo, and everywhere I go,
People know the part I’m playin'.
Pay for every dance, sellin' each romance,
Ooohh what they're sayin'.

There will come a day, when youth will pass away,
What will they say about me?
When the end comes I know, there was just a gigalo,
Life goes on without me.

Cause I ain't got nobody, nobody, cares for me,
Nobody, nobody, cares for me.
I'm so sad and lonely, sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
Cause I ain't so bad.
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:20 PM
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FCK YEAH!_!
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:22 PM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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Default Re: i\'m so poor that

just dont think it will be a walk in the park if you decide to turn pro. i see these up n comming young guns all the time thinking they are the [censored] because they make good money this way. "hey, i can do this full time" its not that easy son, i have seen som many go down this road only to get broken by the variance and physical strain.
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:23 PM
VickreyAuction VickreyAuction is offline
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Default Re: i\'m so poor that

HOW
POOR
ARE YOU?
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:25 PM
neverforgetlol neverforgetlol is offline
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Default Re: i\'m so poor that

not that poor, have $200 in checking and $1500 in poker, but i have 17K in grad school debt and have had trouble finding a job since i got my m.s. in stats 4 months ago.
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