SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)

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OK, I'm obviously not quitting poker because I'm not working at [censored] Subway or somewhere.

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you think you're better than me or something im?

[nuggetz87]

i only pissed in a bottle back when i played SNGs for obvious reasons.

you guys obviously need to obtain some class...running to bathroom, not washing hands then being back and only sat out on ~1/2 of your tables is the new tech.

[Clever Nickname]

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i just took a piss in a bottle next to my desk instead of going to the toilet

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you've been playing for over a year and only just popped your piss bottle cherry?

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please tell me this isnt actually a common thing





please

[Sorcerer808]

LOL

Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $16.11
CO: $62.54
BTN: $25.52
Hero (SB): $50
BB: $52.45
UTG: $48.68

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, BB calls $2.50, UTG calls $2.50, BTN folds

Flop: ($9.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $15</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $47 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $30.68 and is All-In

Turn: ($100.86) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($100.86) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $100.86 Pot ($4.32 Rake)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON $96.54 (+$47.86 NET)
UTG showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Sevens and Fives) and LOST (-$48.68 NET)

[Clever Nickname]

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you guys obviously need to obtain some class...running to bathroom, not washing hands then being back and only sat out on ~1/2 of your tables is the new tech.

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yeah seriously guys, show some class here

[Sorcerer808]

well I never pissed in a bottle playing poker wtf

[MURK]

nah, it's disgusting.

I usually use pint glasses.

[Ajahn]

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i just took a piss in a bottle next to my desk instead of going to the toilet

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you've been playing for over a year and only just popped your piss bottle cherry?

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please tell me this isnt actually a common thing





please

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Another golden shower virgin

[ofishstix]

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OK, I'm obviously not quitting poker because I'm not working at [censored] Subway or somewhere.

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you think you're better than me or something im?

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i worked there the summer after senior year b/c my mom thought i needed a job. i still have the polos and hat in my closet.

[thac]

I'm pretty excited. You guys don't realize how [censored]ty (not taking chances now) it is to not be able to access 2+2 until it actually happens.