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11-09-2007, 03:47 AM
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How can I make myself get diarrhea?
Wasn't sure to post this in Student Life or BBV. I made the right choice imo.
Anyways, I have a history of deferring (chosing not to write) tests when I'm not prepared for them. Everytime I go the doctor marks on the note I had limitted symptoms and can't be good for my record. So I have to defer a test I have on Saturday. I feel like it's necessary I actually get an illness so he can have some findings this time. I chose diarrhea. I'm going to go get the Doctor's note at about 10:00am Saturday morning. The question: When and what should I do to get diarrhea at the perfect time for my plan? Do me well, BBV. 
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#4
11-09-2007, 03:51 AM
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
Drink some castor oil. you'll puke and look like death.
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#5
11-09-2007, 03:53 AM
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
diarrhea = illness??? I have diarrhea every day and feel fine...
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#6
11-09-2007, 03:50 AM
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
Coming from a person who used to ditch middle/highschool ALL the time (I became known as the person who never went to school), trust me, if you go to the doctor, you really don't need to have any real symptoms.
A good one to use is you have really really really bad migraines that are horribly distracting. As long as you have that doctors' note, you're golden.
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#7
11-09-2007, 03:52 AM
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
[ QUOTE ]
Coming from a person who used to ditch middle/highschool ALL the time (I became known as the person who never went to school), trust me, if you go to the doctor, you really don't need to have any real symptoms. A good one to use is you have really really really bad migraines that are horribly distracting. As long as you have that doctors' note, you're golden. [/ QUOTE ] If I used this is there any analysis a Doctor can do to discover I'm lying?
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#9
11-09-2007, 12:20 PM
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
actually having diarrhea is pretty worthless with getting a doctors note, your gp aint gonna check your underwear for skidmarks. doctors dont care about diarrhea, they jsut wanna write you a note so you [censored] off, no one wants to hang around someone who cant control their bowels.. jsut go to the doc and youll be out in less than 2minutes with a crisp note
maybe try insomnia? i got drugs and stuff for that and the doc didnt do any tests apart from jsut asking me questions and normal stuff. pretty sweet excuse if you ask me
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11-09-2007, 03:53 AM
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
just drink a bunch of laxatives. try not to kill yourself
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