the split-stream situation

[mbillie1]

So you know how sometimes when you go to take a piss, usually after getting laid (or beating off, or whatever) your piss will go in 2 different directions? Then then sometimes you don't notice right away, but you piss on your leg? Like I was wearing jeans, had just had secks, went to piss, and since jeans are thick I didn't notice that I was pissing on my own leg. But I was. I mean whatever, it's just urine, so I just ignored it and let it dry, but at work that would never fly. That's why I wear black pants - no visible urine stains. Words of wisdom from mbillie1.

[Labarde]

once i had two streams and i went to have a look what the problem was but theni pissed in my eye

[slothinator]

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once i had two streams and i went to have a look what the problem was but theni pissed in my eye

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You tilted the wrong head.

[Smell The Glove]

sometimes the second stream is just a steady drip..... so i have to basically straddle the toilet so that the dripping goes in, and i have to bend my dick down so that the stream goes in. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[rhymenocerus]

like ive been saying all along. This is the whole problem with pants, [censored] pants

[slothinator]

Or even worse than the split stream; the dreaded "split stream while still having a hard on". Hope the next person into the bathroom isn't barefoot.

[diebitter]

you could always site down like a girl. They manage alright, and I'm pretty sure their piss comes out like a garden sprinkler system.

[mbillie1]

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you could always site down like a girl. They manage alright, and I'm pretty sure their piss comes out like a garden sprinkler system.

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or I could just piss on my pants like a man and not give a damn, which is of course what I do

[diebitter]

Relax, baby, you're just taking a piss.

[mbillie1]

what lying bastard voted "never", no man has NEVER pissed on his pants, come on