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Old 10-31-2007, 04:29 PM
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Hey guys, you know what makes people think I'm funny?
Using random examples in my writing. It shows everyone how witty I am, and wacky I can be.Oh yea, then girls won't think I'm lame and be digsuted when I poke them 20 times a day on facebook.
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:43 PM
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Here’s your first poker odds lesson, folks. With three cards already out and two cards to come, that little nancy boy had exactly two cards in the deck that he needed to topple my [censored] monster – and he needs BOTH to come out with exactly two cards to come. He has a 1/49 chance for it to come on the turn, and a 1/48 chance for the second one to come on the river. Let’s use our elementary math skills that this bag of douche bags undoubtedly lacks with his one-digit IQ to get a roughly .04% chance of this situation happening from flop to river. No, not a 4% chance; this is a .04% chance. That’s like akin to the chance of asking someone who the best looking person on the planet is and getting an answer other than a resounding ERIC [censored] YANG.



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[ ]math major
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:50 PM
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Dude, your turn and river play is horrendous. If you are going to play them like this, you might as well just fold pre flop and save yourself the 100.

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Old 10-31-2007, 05:11 PM
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Wait a second, dumb people play poker and make bad moves? Someone call CNN. Here's some perspective:
OP's beat for 1 BI < Gus's 500K+ 1 outer vs DN

P.S. Can't wait for the next episode of HSP. 500K BI. Wow... ship it.
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:16 PM
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I haven't read much of this post but I'm pretty confident it's in the 99% range for worst threads on 2+2.
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Old 10-31-2007, 05:18 PM
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[x] screenname = real name
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:27 PM
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How is OP this bad at math when he is asian?
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:46 PM
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i thought making a bad beat facebook note was about as lame as it could get, but it turns out making a bad beat facebook note about a $100 pot and getting the math completely wrong in an elitist fashion is way worse.

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i loled
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:59 PM
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Eric [censored] Yang
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:21 PM
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Cheeseburger stakes.
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