Beat: Im going to jail!

[Kiddmother]

Concentrate on Step 6 and teach them mofo's how to gambbooollllll --- who knows, that may be an untouched market for a poker savvy 2+2'er???? Make some serious $$$ and come back with a bigger roll than what you started with!!! Heck, if the fish are that good, you may not want to get out. . . . . . . send us some graphs while you are in please! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[poker1928]

You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

[piebear]

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maybe he is black

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fyp

[PBFan]

GL sir you'll need it WATCH YOUR BUM

[Ratamahatta]

LOL, prisons in Denmark are total joke. It's like a 3 star hotel where you can order a pizza 24/7.

Edit: oh and you get $40/day for doing NOTHING!

[oober]

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Step Eight
If someone hits you, hit them back. NO MATTER WHAT! This might be the single most important survival tip for jail. Don't go looking for fights by any means but if someone clocks you, hit them back until you just cant hit anymore. Its not the fact whether you win or lose, its about respect. If you let someone abuse you, it wont stop. Picture the elementary school bully who takes the same kid's lunch everyday ... except these guys will take more than your lunch.

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Yeah I picked up on that one too but that's the the thing that got me in trouble in the first place [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I can just see that happening and they add 6 months to my time! Never the less I AM gonna follow that advice...

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Haha, 6mo, no they would charge you as a habitual offender also, you could easily actually hit the real prisons instead of County.

[SNOWBALL]

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http://www.ehow.com/how_2037168_survive-in-jail.html


there was a better one but I cant find the link. It was on 2p2 before, if somebody could find it that would be sweet.

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someone elaborate on this part "If there is a candy bar on your pillow, DO NOT EAT IT!!"

[Hipsdontlie69]

hang out with Asian inmates they have small wankers so u wont have bloody butthole.

[rakemeplz]

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http://www.ehow.com/how_2037168_survive-in-jail.html


there was a better one but I cant find the link. It was on 2p2 before, if somebody could find it that would be sweet.

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someone elaborate on this part "If there is a candy bar on your pillow, DO NOT EAT IT!!"

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I think it means you want teh buttshex.

[DonkeyOnTilt]

I work as a detention deputy in a county jail.

LOL at the rape jokes.

County jail is cake. Just don't fight or be dumb. Its like a vacation.