I can reach orgasm...

I Love Mr Slope · #1 07-09-2007, 01:37 PM

just by thinking about getting the nuts in a game of razz.

My fantasy goes something like this:

I'm dealt 35(2) and start stroking myself. I put in a full bet and get two callers making me insta-hard.

On 4th street I get 35(24) and my opponents are showing (47) and (2Q). I put in a bet and they both call. By this stage, I am rock hard.

On 5th street I pair my 3s and have 35(243). Opponents show (476) and (2Q9). I put in a bet, (476) calls and (2Q9) folds.

6th street makes me pair my 5s, but I'm showing a really strong board - 35(2435) and the other guy who's in has (476T). I put in another bet and get a call. The tension is mounting and I can barely contain myself and then the beautiful moment...

7th street 35(2435)A. I bet and am raised, I re-raise and my opponent caps. By this time, I'm shooting a white gooey mess all over my hands and sheets, and I'm starting to go limp as I see his 6-low. Oh yea, razz is the easiest poker game to get off to.

PokerDiva · #2 07-09-2007, 01:41 PM

Seek help.

holdme · #3 07-09-2007, 01:43 PM

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just by thinking about getting the nuts in a game of razz.

My fantasy goes something like this:

I'm dealt 35(2) and start stroking myself. I put in a full bet and get two callers making me insta-hard.

On 4th street I get 35(24) and my opponents are showing (47) and (2Q). I put in a bet and they both call. By this stage, I am rock hard.

On 5th street I pair my 3s and have 35(243). Opponents show (476) and (2Q9). I put in a bet, (476) calls and (2Q9) folds.

6th street makes me pair my 5s, but I'm showing a really strong board - 35(2435) and the other guy who's in has (476T). I put on my robe and wizard hat and get a call. The tension is mounting and I can barely contain myself and then the beautiful moment...

7th street 35(2435)A. I bet and am raised, I re-raise and my opponent caps. By this time, I'm shooting a white gooey mess all over my hands and sheets, and I'm starting to go limp as I see his 6-low. Oh yea, razz is the easiest poker game to get off to.

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mmbossman · #4 07-09-2007, 01:49 PM

This from the guy who's a devout christian and worries about going to hell because of the evils of gambling? I'm sensing a gimmick account... or just one messed up dude.