OOT friday lunch menu

[deucedeuce00]

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I distinctly remember looking up and watching a woman cover her daughter's eyes as I unloaded gallon after gallon of urine onto the road.

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This is by far the winner. I LOL'd long time.

[By-Tor]

I don't risk Uromysitisis poisoning, but I can go without crapping for days.

[asdf11]

First year at University during frosh week. Drank a ton and held it during the activities held outside. Was watching some stupid sex hypnotizing and couldn't hold it any longer and walked all the way back to dorm to piss. My stomach has never been as big as it was that day, it looked like I was pregnant from how much I was holding in. I pissed for at least 3 minutes.

[danzasmack]

OP,

Do you REALLY keep a coke bottle at the comp when you play poker? You can't just get up to go to the bathroom?

[neuroman]

I was taking the SAT at another high school and didn't know where the bathroom was.

On the two sections I had before the 5 minute break, I spent several minutes gripping the desk and using 100% of my willpower not to piss myself. Never before or since have I had to piss so badly that I cried.

[robber baron]

I seriously thought this post was about something COMPLETELY different

[flyty86]

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OP,

Do you REALLY keep a coke bottle at the comp when you play poker? You can't just get up to go to the bathroom?

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just imagine yourself 8 tabling some SNG's and you're approaching the bubble in all of them when all of a sudden you have to piss like a race horse. do you run to the bathroom and pass up on +EV push opportunities and get blinded out, or piss in a bottle? some people even keep a small box and toilet paper in front of the computer. I know I do.

Idk about a coke bottle though. I made a small mess before because of the small mouth. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. A gatorade bottle is the nuts here

[Freakin]

Why is the title of this thread "OOT Friday Lunch Menu"???