Low-Life owes me money what to do?

[highhustla]

ah yes, posting evidence of your own crimes is always +EV

[Eskaborr]

Pay younghov to collect. Either way the car is going to get [censored] up if he collcets or not ldo

[Rob121]

its 200 dollars just let him have it. he will realize what a tool he is one day if not his lifes going to suck.

[Rob121]

[ QUOTE ]
ah yes, posting evidence of your own crimes is always +EV [/quote

lol

[DonkeyKing]

Butter his car. It takes days to clean. Butter does not wash out very easy. Someone pranked a guy at my old apt complex and he was washing that thing forever.

If you *really* want to get him, after you butter his car, pour cheap cat litter all over it. The cat litter will either stick, or when he tries to wash it out, it will scratch the hell out of his car. You can also piss on his car after you have dumped the cat litter so it clumps a little bit to the metal. Enjoy!

EDIT: grammatical shizzy

[neuroman]

Break his windshield with a big block of ice. By the time he finds his car, the evidence will have melted!

[Vehement]

Cut his parents up in a bowl of chili and trick him into eating it.

/Originality

[Synergistic Explosions]

If he wrote you a check that bounced, then simply file a complaint with your local PD. They still do take bounced checks seriously, and it is a crime they will follow up on.

Before you do that however, talk to your lowlife friend and tell him what you are going to do. He probably will pay you or give you collateral of greater value until he does.

Seriously, you hold the upper hand in this, with possession of the bounced check. If he knows you are serious, he has no choice but to pay you back. So give him one last chance once he understands you are going to the police as a last recourse.

[STA654]

[ QUOTE ]
Break his windshield with a big block of ice. By the time he finds his car, the evidence will have melted!

[/ QUOTE ]
LMAO

[CashMoney1995]

OP,
why not just beat the [censored] out of him? ohhh you're smaller aren't you