***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September

[tehDiceman]

im really beginning to hate AK

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $15.40
BB: $12.35
Hero (UTG): $9.45
MP: $2.05
CO: $18.60
BTN: $10.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $0.50</font>, MP calls $0.50, 2 folds, SB calls $0.45, BB folds

Flop: ($1.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.10</font>, MP folds, SB calls $1.10

Turn: ($3.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($3.80) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $2.40</font>, Hero calls $2.40

Pot Size: $8.60 ($0.40 Rake)

SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and WON (+$4.20)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$4.00)

[wudabum]

QQ is a losing hand for me for the past few weeks...

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $19.65
BB: $1.45
UTG: $7.95
Hero (MP): $12.00
CO: $13.15
BTN: $11.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG raises to $0.35, Hero raises to $1.15, 4 folds, UTG calls $0.80

Flop: ($2.45) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG bets $1.40, Hero raises all-in to $10.85, UTG calls all-in for $5.40
Uncalled bet of $4.05 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to UTG

Turn: ($16.05) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($16.05) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $16.05 ($1.60 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights) and WON (+$6.50)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and LOST (-$7.95)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $17.80
BB: $9.85
UTG: $13.70
CO: $11.60
Hero (BTN): $9.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, CO raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.85, SB calls $0.80, 3 folds
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to SB

Flop: ($2.10) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.55, SB raises all-in to $16.95, Hero calls all-in for $7.45
Uncalled bet of $7.95 returned to SB

Turn: ($20.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($20.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $20.10 ($1 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and WON (+$9.25)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$9.85)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $9.45
BB: $13.55
UTG: $13.50
MP: $30.05
Hero (CO): $11.25
BTN: $14.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $1.35, 3 folds, MP raises to $4.00, Hero raises all-in to $11.25, MP calls $7.25

Flop: ($22.65) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($22.65) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($22.65) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $22.65 ($2 Rake)

MP had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$9.40)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$11.25)













actually, a lot of my pocket pairs are losing hands these past few weeks

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $9.90
BB: $19.00
UTG: $6.65
MP: $8.50
CO: $10.20
Hero (BTN): $10.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.10, CO calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.10, SB calls $0.05, BB checks

Flop: ($0.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, CO checks, Hero bets $0.40, 3 folds, CO calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.30) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO bets $0.90, Hero raises to $4.00, CO calls $3.10

River: ($9.30) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO bets all-in for $5.70, Hero calls all-in for $5.70

Pot Size: $20.70 ($2 Rake)

CO had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Seven high) and WON (+$8.50)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$10.20)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $19.25
BB: $10.25
Hero (UTG): $12.95
CO: $18.55
BTN: $9.95

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
Hero raises to $0.40, CO raises to $0.70, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.55) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $0.85, CO raises to $1.70, Hero calls $0.85

Turn: ($4.95) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1.10, Hero raises to $3.80, CO raises to $7.00, Hero raises all-in to $10.55, CO calls $3.55

River: ($26.05) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $26.05 ($1 Rake)

CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Fours) and WON (+$12.10)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fives full of Fours) and LOST (-$12.95)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $10.05
BB: $11.00
Hero (UTG): $10.15
MP: $11.20
CO: $4.05
BTN: $14.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Hero raises to $0.40, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.40, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $0.80, BTN raises to $3.35, Hero raises all-in to $9.75, BTN calls $6.40

Turn: ($20.45) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($20.45) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $20.45 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten high) and WON (+$8.30)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and LOST (-$10.15)

[kurto]

I'm at work and this is from the weekend so its from memory... but I remember enough for this...

$50 Fulltilt. All 4 hands happened within 15 minutes against the same player.


HAND 1-
I raise with AQs from UTG+1, Shortstack with $14 pushes. LAGTARD is in the BB (who only has about $20 calls?) having seen this guy play, I call.

Flop 24Q
Lagtard bets .50. I of course just push for his remaining $6.

Original shortie has AA, LAGTARD has 22 and scoops...

Hand 2
I raise with KK from UTG, 2 callers then the LAGTARD pushes... I call, everyone else folds.

Me- KK LAGTARD- JQos

Flop rag rag J.... Turn J River Q

Hand 3
I raise $2.50 with AK... LAGTARD calls.
Flop AQ4
I bet pot. Lagtard calls.
Turn 9
I bet pot. Lagtard calls.
River 3
Lagtard bets 1/2 pot into me.

I call.... lagtard shows A3.

Hand 4 -
Lagtard raises to $1.50. I reraise to $6 with QQ. LAGTARD CALLS.

Flop- all rags.
I bet, he calls.
Turn- rag
I bet, he calls.
River- King
I check. He bets half pot. I call.

He shows 9K suited


Its not a bad beat. Its 4 bad beats all to the same unbeatable donkey.

This is part of my huge downswing (I'm since gone back to $25 tables until I feel I run better)

[PJo336]

wudabum those are vintage ftp hands

[hennnerz]

wonder if anyone reads these hands.

[Kingz22]

kurto that sucks bro

[kurto]

[ QUOTE ]
wonder if anyone reads these hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sometimes just posting them is cathartic.

One day, I'm hoping the person who was my opponent reads them and identifies that its him. And then proceeds to explain why he plays the way he did. But that's just a dream...

[kassdog]

Has that ever happened on 2+2. I hope one day i can be the guy that sucks out and gets to read about.

[kurto]

I've seen people reveal themselves as the opponent in the thread.

I don't think I've seen it where an absolute maniac whose play is completely nonsensical has stepped forward.

But I'm still hoping. I'm always wondering what goes on in the heads of some of my opponents. I think it would be fascinating if the guy above made a video and narrated his thought process. (Are they drunk? Do they know what they're doing but just goofing off? Do they actually think getting 75% of their stack into a pot where its been raised and reraised with 22 is a good idea?) I'm genuinely interested.

[PJo336]

ive had hands vs 2+2ers posted them and talked to them thru pm about it, never outting their name tho cuz thats lame