How bad was your first time? (Mini-TR included)

[skunkworks]

btw this thread has made me lol

[InstaCall]

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When she leaves, I slap her on the ass because I think its ballin.

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Gold. NH

[/ QUOTE ] OMG!! I lol'd pretty hard.

[ADLinden]

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When she leaves, I slap her on the ass because I think its ballin.

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Gold. NH

[/ QUOTE ] OMG!! I lol'd pretty hard.

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rofl

[ajv]

I could not put it in in the first few times I tried to have sex with a girl. I did not know she has to be wet. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[NajdorfDefense]

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She has officially finished more than I have, and I know that is a bizarre statistic.

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Not if you ever gone out drinking beforehand...

Or even if you don't. That can be girl-dependent, however.

[Hollywade]

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I was completely devastated, but in retrospect she was that one girl I think every guy needs who f--ks you over horribly and disabuses you of any childish romanticized notion of females and what they are capable of, and now I'm a better man for it, etc.

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Wow. You're so wise. I think my ex falls directly into this category. Thank you sir. I actually feel much better about the situation.

[Hollywade]

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She rides me for a little while my stuff is oscillating between semi-hard and nearly flaccid. The pressure of the situation, my own nervousness, my long pursuit of her finally reaching a crescendo and the no oral oddity precipitated a sort of quasi-panic attack on my end. I was however determined to finish and since I had successfully yanked it thousands of times myself in a similarly semi-flaccid state, I new my chances were still good.

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Clearly, you have a gift. This whole post was pure poetry. Well done.

[pokerbobo]

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She rides me for a little while my stuff is oscillating between semi-hard and nearly flaccid. The pressure of the situation, my own nervousness, my long pursuit of her finally reaching a crescendo and the no oral oddity precipitated a sort of quasi-panic attack on my end. I was however determined to finish and since I had successfully yanked it thousands of times myself in a similarly semi-flaccid state, I new my chances were still good.

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Clearly, you have a gift. This whole post was pure poetry. Well done.

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That gift does not include knowing that knew has a silent k at the beginning of it.

[136913691369]

I was 14 and hooked up with this 12 y/o (LOL) asian sloot. I didn't even know who she was and she just shows up at my house with a couple of friends. Somehow, we end up alone in my attic made out a little bit and she outta nowhere starts pulling down my sweatpants (balla I know) and gives me a BJ. I try to return the favor, but as soon as my tounge touches her pussy my sister comes up the stairs and we scramble to get our clothes back on. Next night she comes over again and after getting drunk, she just took control and raped me. I remember just laying there stiff while she did all the work, prettycool looking back on it. I lasted about 20 minutes.

I hit it w/o a condom and busted inside her and found out about a month later that she was pregnant [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] lucky for me it was 1 of the other estimated 20 or so guys that also hit it during that time period. As you can imagine, I was scared as hell of becoming a father at 15.


overall 7/10

[All-inMcLovin]

When I was 18 it was good.

overall 5/10