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Old 11-16-2007, 02:36 AM
kenadams kenadams is offline
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County jail is cake. Just don't fight or be dumb. Its like a vacation.

[/ QUOTE ]I thought that was only the case in The Netherlands where prisoners get like a playstation on their room...
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:39 AM
OSUGreg1983 OSUGreg1983 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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did the guy you punched die or something? cos three months is pretty long

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Where do you live?

Measure 11 in Oregon = Assualt/Battery maximum 4 years.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:53 AM
DonkeyOnTilt DonkeyOnTilt is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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County jail is cake. Just don't fight or be dumb. Its like a vacation.

[/ QUOTE ]I thought that was only the case in The Netherlands where prisoners get like a playstation on their room...

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They don't get PS, but they have a lot of time in a large dayroom with a T.V., plus we generally leave them alone. Its like lunch period in an American highschool, thats the best I can liken it too, at least in my county.
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Old 11-16-2007, 03:14 AM
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beware of this guy and better get him some moneyZ
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Old 11-16-2007, 04:53 AM
Pugwash Pugwash is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

Buy 6 tubes of toothpaste and prepare yourself for cockroaches:

http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html
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Old 11-16-2007, 05:16 AM
timlynch timlynch is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

get out of the frickin' box
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Old 11-16-2007, 06:50 AM
TheMuppet TheMuppet is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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No, but I worked in one as a summer job once. Beat the [censored] out of those "inmates" in soccer [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Yeah I've heard that scandinavian prisons are pretty easy going too, but I mean you never know. There could be some bad people in there and 3 months is pretty long time [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Dont even know if I'm gonna have to serve the full 3 months or I could get out before cause good behaviour or something ???

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I never been sentenced to prison time, however a close relative of mine has. He happens to puch somebody, that earned him 3 months (i Søbysøgård).

So based on that experience this is my advice to you:
- Dont bring anything valuable.
- Dont get into debt.
- Stay away from drugs
- Dont piss of people.

Obviously if your well connected, you can pretty much do whatever you want.

If they think your weak (and you know way better than me if that is the case), they will take advantage of you, take your money, your stuff, threaten you, force you to bring in drugs etc if your home for the weekend.

And no this is not what happens in the harc core prisons, this is what happens end the panzy soft core open prisons.

Oh and yes, I'm Danish [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 11-16-2007, 04:58 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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Buy 6 tubes of toothpaste and prepare yourself for cockroaches:

http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

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Dear god, I just spent two hours reading this blog. I'm almost sorry the guy is getting out soon, its that good.
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Old 11-16-2007, 05:10 PM
Micro Donk Micro Donk is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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Buy 6 tubes of toothpaste and prepare yourself for cockroaches:

http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/...1_archive.html

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Dear god, I just spent two hours reading this blog. I'm almost sorry the guy is getting out soon, its that good.

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i just wanna know what he did and how long. frmo the looks of it, at least 5 years?
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Old 11-16-2007, 05:13 PM
Edgar_spadix Edgar_spadix is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

wtf denmarkaments

Had the same thing in Netherlands, still awaiting verdict but it's probably just gonna be a warning or some hours of public service (? english). Amazing you have to go to jail for that in Denmark [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] People dont get that sometimes the 'victim' really has it coming [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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