What weird Things Tilt You??

[Hattifnatt]

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i get tilted when i come home from work to find my wife upstairs getting plugged in every whole...

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can't be more tilting than "ty"?

[sh58]

it really tilts me when you raise with 99 or something similar and 2 donk idiots call you, flop comes with 1 over like J83 or something and 1st donk donkbets pot, other donk calls, you muck cos you shouldn't be ahead. they then check it down on every street and one was bluffing completely with 65s or something and the other guy has 77 or other such underpair.

it's like the donks gang up on you!!!

[Scuba974]

actually on second thoughts, yea i get more tilted when i see a "ty".... because money is obviously more important then my hooker wife.

[Mench]

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people talking about how much they hate the hand JJ

waiting in line at the rio to register for wsop and looking around at all the donkeys but still knowing I won't cash

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second one is gold.

[SpaceJanitor]

People saying "UL" after busting me often makes me angry. The odd thing is, that it seems like some people don't necessarily mean that in a bad way or whatever. But even if it's meant to be friendly, the only thing I can think is "yeah thanks for [censored] telling me, I hadn't even noticed I lost the hand"

[bigbootch]

1. People saying ty

2. When I'm all-in preflop headsup, pocket pair over pocket pair (I have bigger pair), and he wins WITH A FLUSH. Losing set over set in the same situation doesn't bother me at all, but losing to a flush in the same situation puts me on insta-tilt.

[Mench]

i just thought of 2 good ones.


When I'm playing and say raise the CO in 6 max and get reminraised out of the blinds, because then I 3 bet they never fold if I miss and the pot is big because I made a legit 3-bet, but when they reminraise I call for odds and fold my misses.


Here is another one. When my Nitty Donk of a Dad gets back from 1-2 and tells me how he outplayed someone:

Dad: Listen to this hand
Me: OK
Dad: So i raise with AA
Me: uh wait whats your stack, who is at the table, what position
Dad: That doesnt matter just listen, so I raise with AA to 20 and some guy makes it 50 to go and I have 300 altogether. What should I have done
Me: Prob call and check raise all in on every flop.
Dad: Better, I made it 120 and bet 60 on the flop, he went all in with QQ and I called and won, I really trapped him.

[MyironThumb]

when someone posts the blind OOP and then calls you down on every street with bottom pair

[Evolve]

Magicians... especially david blaine and david copperfield

[mertzo]

You valueshove the third nuts after beeing checked to for the third time, and when he tanks for 10 secs and your worst fear is him folding. Oh he didnt fold, oh he had the second nuts, bye bye cat.