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11-08-2007, 08:51 PM
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BBVL; Please Help with Girl Problem NSFW
Need your help. Serious replies only.
Lately I have been getting more pussy than I know what to do with. I mean ass is lined up outside my front door. I actually should say WAS lined up outside my door (more on that later). It seems to have all started about the time I received my Full Tilt robe. I knew this thing was balla but this much pussy for only 11,000 FT points??? Mother of perl!!! My problem is that I just don't have time for all of this [censored], sucking, spitting etc. I have a job plus it's totally eliminated any poker playing for the last week or so. As I said all the ass was lined up outside my door but I had an epiphany and bought one of those "take a number" things you see at the grocery. This has seemed to work perfectly because now all these bitches don't need to be standing in line waiting to ride the blue steel shaft. Until their number is called they can be mowing my yard, washing my car, doing dishes, cleaning the toilets,cooking dinner. You know...all those things that chicks should be doing but don't because of Opraha. Ya, just wait till that sloots number comes up. She is getting up the ass whether she wants it or not. So what do I do here?? Serious suggestions only. Oh ya...Beat: My mom took a number. It hasn't come up yet and I'm not sure what to do when it does. On one hand she is my mom but on the other my dad says she can do "That one thing". Getting the car washed:  Clean clean clean; 
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11-08-2007, 08:55 PM
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Re: BBVL; Please Help with Girl Problem NSFW
full tilt has robes?
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11-08-2007, 09:01 PM
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Re: BBVL; Please Help with Girl Problem NSFW
I don tbeleive for a second that that is your car
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11-08-2007, 09:07 PM
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Re: BBVL; Please Help with Girl Problem NSFW
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Wow, girl rubbing against car looks really weird. [/ QUOTE ] In the kind of way that means she'll let you degrade her sexually in insane and hilarious ways.
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11-08-2007, 09:08 PM
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Re: BBVL; Please Help with Girl Problem NSFW
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[ QUOTE ] Wow, girl rubbing against car looks really weird. [/ QUOTE ] In the kind of way that means she'll let you degrade her sexually in insane and hilarious ways. [/ QUOTE ]You left out the hepatitis part.
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11-08-2007, 09:12 PM
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Re: BBVL; Please Help with Girl Problem NSFW
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Wow, girl rubbing against car looks really weird. [/ QUOTE ] she has a similiar facial expression to all of the dead girls I have banged.
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11-08-2007, 09:14 PM
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Re: BBVL; Please Help with Girl Problem NSFW
about that thing with your mom. i think i need a pic to give proper advise. ldo
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