AP thread 87.1 - waiting on the statement ITT

[gobbomom]

what a cartoon. If this crap doesn't stop spewing from AP by Monday, I'm calling Dateline.

[N 82 50 24]

Okay, I just got off the phone with someone high up.

Two people will be implicated here, you can probably guess who. One is going to be removed from online poker forever and one is going be removed for a fair amount of time.

I was asked not to post specifics and that AP's statement is going to be detailed and is going to be released Sunday morning.

[knoepke84]

hey Seif, where's that HH you promised, getting the final touches done on it before its e-mailed?

[El Diablo]

Guys,

This is unconfirmed, but I was forwarded this transcript, possibly from the suspect here:

Transcript: Jesus Jimenez interview

HOLA
MI NOMBRE ES JESUS
I CONSULTING FOR ABSOLUTE OFFICE TO MAKE THE POKER
I FIND A PROGRAM AND TAKE IT
I SORRY I MAKE BAD PLAYERS
I WAS THE POTRAPPER
I ALSO GRAYGATO
I DO NOT WANT HURTING PEOPLES
I VERY SORRY
I GIVE BACK MONIES
NOW I MUST TO COSTA RICA JAIL
FOR THREE WEEKS
ALSO PLEASE TO REMEMBER
NO OTHER PROBLEMS WITH ABSOLUTE
OTHER SECURITY THERE IS A PLUS NUMERO UNO
ALSO 200% DEPOSIT BONUS ES MUY BUENO
OK I MUST TO JAIL
ADIOS

Just want to repeat, this has not been verified yet as the official confession transcript.

[highhustla]

[ ] that's cool

[Xibalba]

Why do I have pictures in my mind of board meetings in other small poker companies, when they are all going over these threads and thinking "remember our brilliant plan to cheat our customers? perhaps we should put it off".

Since I'm posting, I'd like to (cliché alert) thank all those working on this. I think this is one of those moments in history that will eventually wind up having many ramifications, and most I think will be positive for us. If only this had happened in classes discussing political philosophy where people would say "if there's no government, no one will bother to track criminals" ORLY?

PS. Don't go to Costa Rica.

[Sponger.]

Will AP ever address the fact that they have blatantly lied to everyone several times in an attempt to cover their own asses?

[N 82 50 24]

Unlike what El D posted, the two people are very high up at AP. And good friends. Read between the lines.

[N 82 50 24]

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Will AP ever address the fact that they have blatantly lied to everyone several times in an attempt to cover their own asses?

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I don't know...

[mshafer000]

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Will AP ever address the fact that they have blatantly lied to everyone several times in an attempt to cover their own asses?

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I'm sure that acknowledgment will be addressed in the opening paragraph of their statement...