putting a 2p2er on tilt

rebuyboy · #1 04-20-2007, 03:56 AM

Whenever i start my session i just open up empty tables and wait for donks to give me their money. so this Lagfish whom i suspect is a 2p2er sits at a few of my tables ready to play some heads up unlimited hold them. He's also at a 6max table.

Hand 1: We have an open-ended straight draw and two overcards!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Button ($64.25)
SB ($49.50)
BB ($24)
UTG ($101)
Hero ($50)
CO ($49.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, Button calls $2, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold.

Flop: ($6.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets $5, SB folds, Hero raises to $16, Button raises to $62.25, Hero calls $32 (All-In).

Turn: ($116.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($116.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $116.75

Results in white below: 
Hero has 4s 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Button has Jd Td (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $102.50. Button wins $14.25. 

Hand 2: We have a pair and a gutshot!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

BB ($50.75)
Hero ($66.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $2, BB raises to $4, Hero calls $2.

Flop: ($8) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($16) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12.5, BB raises to $42.75, Hero calls $30.25.

River: ($101.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $101.50

Results in white below: 
BB has 8d 5h (one pair, fives).
Hero has 2h 2d (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $101.50. 

Hand 3: WE HAVE A GUTSHOT!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Hero ($55.70)
Button ($51.80)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises to $2, Hero raises to $6, Button calls $4.

Flop: ($12) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $9.5, Button raises to $45.8, Hero calls $36.30.

Turn: ($103.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($103.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $103.60

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qh Qc (one pair, queens).
Button has Td 6c (high card, jack).
Outcome: Hero wins $103.60. 

Hand 4: We have nothing!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (3 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Hero ($77.05)
BB ($6.95)
Button ($45.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Button raises to $2, Hero raises to $6.5, 1 fold, Button raises to $45.3, Hero calls $38.80.

Flop: ($91.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($91.10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($91.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $91.10

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kh Ks (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has 8s Tc (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $91.10. 

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