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05-21-2007, 01:34 PM
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$$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
So McDonald's gives out packages of crushed peanuts for their hot fudge sundays.
I am in possession of a package of these peanuts that has some sort of winged insect plastered to the inside of the package. The bug is almost 1/3" wide (wing span) and about 1/4" tall. People get money when they find fingers and whatnot in their foods, I should at least be able to get something, right? What's my move, BBV4L? 
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05-21-2007, 01:41 PM
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Re: $$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
1. Set up a single meeting with McD PR reps and media reporters.
2. Show them what u r talking about. 3. Phrase the words "Let the bidding begin!" 4. ?????? 5. Profit.
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#4
05-21-2007, 01:43 PM
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Re: $$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
They'll most likely send you a thank you email and offer to send you free McD's bucks for the value of $20. GL getting anything more than that unless you bit through half of it and cryogenically froze the other half IN the food.
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05-21-2007, 01:43 PM
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Re: $$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
Here's some photo's.
 
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05-21-2007, 01:45 PM
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05-21-2007, 01:49 PM
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Re: $$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
That's a bit different, but OP should try to get somethin out of it anyways. I just highly doubt he'll get comped huge. Bugs are more common to find than a goddamn deep-fried chicken head
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#8
05-21-2007, 01:52 PM
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Re: $$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
[ QUOTE ]
That's a bit different, but OP should try to get somethin out of it anyways. I just highly doubt he'll get comped huge. Bugs are more common to find than a goddamn deep-fried chicken head [/ QUOTE ] Lol. Yeah, the chicken head was crazy. They also proved that the lady who said she found a finger in her Wendy's chili was scammin too. Where the [censored] do you find a [censored] finger???
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#9
05-21-2007, 01:55 PM
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Re: $$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] That's a bit different, but OP should try to get somethin out of it anyways. I just highly doubt he'll get comped huge. Bugs are more common to find than a goddamn deep-fried chicken head [/ QUOTE ] Lol. Yeah, the chicken head was crazy. They also proved that the lady who said she found a finger in her Wendy's chili was scammin too. Where the [censored] do you find a [censored] finger??? [/ QUOTE ] Someone who had worked for her husband cut his finger off or something at their job.
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05-21-2007, 04:08 PM
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Re: $$ Help me profit of the corporate machine $$
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] That's a bit different, but OP should try to get somethin out of it anyways. I just highly doubt he'll get comped huge. Bugs are more common to find than a goddamn deep-fried chicken head [/ QUOTE ] Lol. Yeah, the chicken head was crazy. They also proved that the lady who said she found a finger in her Wendy's chili was scammin too. Where the [censored] do you find a [censored] finger??? [/ QUOTE ] Someone who had worked for her husband cut his finger off or something at their job. [/ QUOTE ] so the guys is like "OMFG i just cut off my finger help me find it" husband sneaks out side door?
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