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04-20-2007, 05:55 PM
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Re: BRAAAAAAG: You can\'t do this
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lol funny thing about those real darts, TRUE story: When I was 20, went downtown with my mom/stepdad/uncle/family friend. We start drinking at this bar, bunch of younger people hanging out drinkin, place is packed. My mom and I hit up the dart board while all the pool tables were taken. We're playing 501, and while I'm lining up to take the winning shot, my mom thinks it's a good idea to start swinging her jacket in front of the dart board. Drunken and competitive, I say F that I'm making this shot. I throw, the sleeve catches the dart and launches the thing in a perfect arc across bar. I lose the dart midair, and the next thing I know it's sticking straight up in some girl's dome. She says, and I quote, "Are you FU**ING KIDDING ME?? There's a FU**ING DART IN MY HEAD!!" Funniest thing that I've heard in a bar in a while. Unfortunately she was with a bunch of big dudes, but I ended up not getting beat up. I also coulda got kicked out and/or picked up by cops for underage drinking if something gnarly got outta hand. But I won in the end. Brag: Stuck a girl in the head with a dart unintentionally Beat: She was with a group of big guys, so I could've gotten beat up Variance: Woulda been funny to get smashed to a pulp thanks to my mom [/ QUOTE ] Graph pls. 
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04-20-2007, 06:34 PM
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Re: BRAAAAAAG: You can\'t do this
Why was your mom redirecting darts towards Britney?
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04-20-2007, 06:49 PM
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[ QUOTE ]  [/ QUOTE ] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know it was loaded! Somebody call an ambulance and the police and a doctor! [/ QUOTE ] Pooptoad bleeds. disillusionaments
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04-20-2007, 06:51 PM
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Re: BRAAAAAAG: You can\'t do this
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[ QUOTE ] Graph pls. [/ QUOTE ]  [/ QUOTE ] WinWinChcknDin
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