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Re: BRAAAAAAG: You can\'t do this
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lol what are you like 6? who plays with plastic darts? good shot though [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Lol. It was at the bar. I uses what they provides. |
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[ QUOTE ] lol what are you like 6? who plays with plastic darts? good shot though [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Lol. It was at the Chuck E. Cheese's. I uses what they provides. [/ QUOTE ] oh, that explains it. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] lol what are you like 6? who plays with plastic darts? good shot though [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Lol. It was at the Chuck E. Cheese's. I uses what they provides. [/ QUOTE ] oh, that explains it. [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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lol funny thing about those real darts, TRUE story:
When I was 20, went downtown with my mom/stepdad/uncle/family friend. We start drinking at this bar, bunch of younger people hanging out drinkin, place is packed. My mom and I hit up the dart board while all the pool tables were taken. We're playing 501, and while I'm lining up to take the winning shot, my mom thinks it's a good idea to start swinging her jacket in front of the dart board. Drunken and competitive, I say F that I'm making this shot. I throw, the sleeve catches the dart and launches the thing in a perfect arc across bar. I lose the dart midair, and the next thing I know it's sticking straight up in some girl's dome. She says, and I quote, "Are you FU**ING KIDDING ME?? There's a FU**ING DART IN MY HEAD!!" Funniest thing that I've heard in a bar in a while. Unfortunately she was with a bunch of big dudes, but I ended up not getting beat up. I also coulda got kicked out and/or picked up by cops for underage drinking if something gnarly got outta hand. But I won in the end. Brag: Stuck a girl in the head with a dart unintentionally Beat: She was with a group of big guys, so I could've gotten beat up Variance: Woulda been funny to get smashed to a pulp thanks to my mom |
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Re: BRAAAAAAG: You can\'t do this
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] lol what are you like 6? who plays with plastic darts? good shot though [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Lol. It was at the Chuck E. Cheese's. I uses what they provides. [/ QUOTE ] oh, that explains it. [/ QUOTE ] Where else am I supposed to go to pick up broads? And they serve beer! |
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She says, and I quote, "Are you FU**ING KIDDING ME?? There's a FU**ING DART IN MY HEAD!!" [/ QUOTE ] ROFL |
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[ QUOTE ] She says, and I quote, "Are you FU**ING KIDDING ME?? There's a FU**ING DART IN MY HEAD!!" [/ QUOTE ] ROFL [/ QUOTE ] |
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Brag: Stuck a girl in the head with a dart unintentionally Beat: She was with a group of big guys, so I could've gotten beat up Variance: Woulda been funny to get smashed to a pulp thanks to my mom [/ QUOTE ] The only way that's funnier is if your mom gets into a bar fight with the human dartboard. NH |
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lol funny thing about those real darts, TRUE story: When I was 20, went downtown with my mom/stepdad/uncle/family friend. We start drinking at this bar, bunch of younger people hanging out drinkin, place is packed. My mom and I hit up the dart board while all the pool tables were taken. We're playing 501, and while I'm lining up to take the winning shot, my mom thinks it's a good idea to start swinging her jacket in front of the dart board. Drunken and competitive, I say F that I'm making this shot. I throw, the sleeve catches the dart and launches the thing in a perfect arc across bar. I lose the dart midair, and the next thing I know it's sticking straight up in some girl's dome. She says, and I quote, "Are you FU**ING KIDDING ME?? There's a FU**ING DART IN MY HEAD!!" Funniest thing that I've heard in a bar in a while. Unfortunately she was with a bunch of big dudes, but I ended up not getting beat up. I also coulda got kicked out and/or picked up by cops for underage drinking if something gnarly got outta hand. But I won in the end. Brag: Stuck a girl in the head with a dart unintentionally Beat: She was with a group of big guys, so I could've gotten beat up Variance: Woulda been funny to get smashed to a pulp thanks to my mom [/ QUOTE ] Any blood? |
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Re: BRAAAAAAG: You can\'t do this
Yeah a little spout at first right at impact, and then just small dabs. Honestly she was being a real crybaby about the whole thing
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