Lion vs 80 "D3 football players"

[Mr November]

Me and a few friends are currently drinking on my front porch and one of my friends who plays division 3 football said this was brought up one night.

They are all fenced in with the lion in the middle and the players can align themselves however they want.

This is life or death, there is no escaping.

I argued the lion would win.

If you care to add comment, that would be cool, I'm going to drink more beers and hit up the tequilla. Hopefully get a few chics to roll thru and make this a good night, chances are slim they will come out on a monday night (dumb [censored]). BUT I'll look foward to seeing some of your thoughts on this.

[LionelHutz00]

I'll take the football players. All that killing will tire out the lion like [censored] mad.

[bonds]

Football players, easy, unless they play for Macalester.

[doubLe a tom]

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I'll take the football players. All that killing will tire out the lion like [censored] mad.

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how many do you think the lion kill/critically injure before the football players are able to take it down? I say like 17

[Conspire]

Are the football players using steroids?

[doubLe a tom]

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Are the football players using steroids?

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well its div 3, so probably.

[NozeCandy]

You seriously think a lion would beat 80 people? How stupid are you?

[quinn]

Is there someone who commands the football players, and if so will they obey?

If they just go right for the lion and none of them are afraid of dying then they win easily.

If they all run in the hopes that someone else kills the lion then they all die.

[Franchise 60]

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Are the football players using steroids?

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well its div 3, so probably.

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haha pretty true, I played D3 ftball and thought it was pretty hilarious when I saw kids juicing on that level

[popeye18]

80? Are you a moron? Id take 8 over the lion.