More Gilbert Arenas awesomeness

[vikefan24]

His response was 100x better than that joke

<3 Gil

[Mr November]

No love loss for Gilbert. It just keeps getting better.

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Yeah, you’ve all been talking about it. I used someone else’s joke. What’s the big deal? I thought it was funny, I blogged it, you all laughed.

Mission accomplished.

Listen, nobody even heard of Ian Edwards before me. He’s no Chris Rock. I helped him become famous. Now everybody is going to YouTube and looking him up.

The joke was worth about $7 when I heard it, now that I’ve used it’s probably worth a little bit more. I’ll sell it back to him for $7.78. Seventy-eight cents, Ian, you can put that in a royalties check made out to me.

Puffy and Ashanti made careers out of stealing other people’s beats. This is America, the land of the reused.

If you think about it, nothing is original. Every joke has been retold at some point. What I did was recycle a new joke instead of waiting for it to get old. It was too funny not too. I mean, at least I picked a good joke, right? It’s not like it was some lame, “Yo momma” joke.

Let’s not forget, “Hibachi” was stolen too. Brendan Haywood used to say it before me. But I recognize good stuff and make it popular. Now “Hibachi” is patented by Agent Zero, son.

I’m not a thief, I just reused it.

Know who is a thief? The guy that is trying to sell the domain name of GilbertArenas.com to me. It’s my name! I have to buy it back from him. Now that’s stealing, borrowing, whatever you want to call it.

I mean they were even talking about it on PTI. Patrick McEnroe was saying I should quit making jokes about sharks and worry about rehabbing. Patrick, you’re right, I should be focusing on my knee. I guess taking 15 minutes to tell a joke doesn’t leave 23 hours and 45 minutes the rest of the day to be working on my knee. Rome was killing me too, but Rome’s my boy so I can’t say anything bad about him.

Patty Mac, shouldn’t you be “focusing” on talking about real sports that are going on? I didn’t realize that telling jokes can get me on PTI. I should do it more often.

Did you hear the one about the monkey and the dog …

I would finish the joke, but I already spent too much time on this post and need to get back to the gym according to McEnroe.

Before I do though, I’m going to go play with my new pet. It’s called a “liger.” It’s a cross between a tiger and a lion. I made it up. Man, I’m so original.

(Yes, I stole that from Napoleon Dynamite. Rent it. It’s funny.)

Oh yeah, Bow Wow gave me a shout out on my jeans, Fly Jeans, in his new song with B-5 so I just wanted to give him a shout out too.



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LOLOLOL, his response is even better than the shark joke. Gilbert is the man.

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[EvanJC]

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Goddamn that blog post is hilarious. Also, Patrick McEnroe on PTI, WTF? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I think that Patrick is doing a good job. At least he's likable.

[TheRedRocket]

Ligers are real!

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Goddamn that blog post is hilarious. Also, Patrick McEnroe on PTI, WTF? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I think that Patrick is doing a good job. At least he's likable.

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The reason I'm surprised is that I didn't know he actually knew a sport that isn't tennis. Evidently he does.

[Quicksilvre]

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Gilbert is a plagiarist.

Video (NSFW language), about 3:30 in

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Aww man [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Jeremy517]

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If he was really trying to help Ian Edwards, he would have given him credit originally. He stole it, got caught, then tried weasel out of it. Nice.

[kidcolin]

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LOLOLOL, his response is even better than the shark joke. Gilbert is the man.

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I don't really get what's so good about his response. It's not particularly amusing or anything.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I didn't even find the original blog post funny anyway.