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Old 08-01-2007, 02:02 PM
kidcolin kidcolin is offline
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Default More Gilbert Arenas awesomeness

Pretty low content post, but I think his latest blog entry is hilarious.

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There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks
I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there.

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.”

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Old 08-01-2007, 02:06 PM
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He is flirting with that fine line between brilliance and stupidity. I am gonna go with brilliance. Hilarious stuff.
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:11 PM
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:14 PM
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LOL one funny man
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:15 PM
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How long before we see an angry shark attack victim on TV bashing Gilbert?
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:26 PM
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holy crap, 100k made shots? scoring leader next year?
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:47 PM
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Gilbert is great. He has that Yogi Berra quality where what he says does makes some sense, but it said in such a way or time that its funny as hell..
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:47 PM
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:50 PM
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Woman: Who is it?

Voice At Door: [ drawn-out pause ] Uh.. trick or treat?

Woman: [ gets up and walks cautiously to the door ] Look, it's two o'clock in the morning. Halloween's over! Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

Voice At Door: [ stuttering ] Mrs. Bar- Barsen- Bargen- Barsen..?

Woman: There is no Mrs. Bargenbarson here!

Voice At Door: [ pause ] Candy-Gram?

Woman: Look, I'm all out of candy! I gave it all away! Now, go home!

Voice At Door: UNI- UNICEF, ma'am?

Woman: UNICEF?

Voice At Door: UNICEF.

Woman: Well, that's different..
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:53 PM
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LOL, Mikey that is awesome, as is the OP. WTF, guy is nuts. Awesomely nuts, that is.
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