Lamest fortune ever - Page 3

XXXNoahXXX · #21 03-29-2007, 10:43 PM

"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!"

David H · #22 03-29-2007, 10:45 PM

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the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides.

does that mean i have no future?

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Last time I got a fortune cookie, it had no paper inside at all.

I took this to mean that I was going to die soon.

I'm happy to say it hasn't come true...yet.

XXXNoahXXX · #23 03-29-2007, 11:24 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/...in684584.shtml

KidLifeCrisis · #24 03-29-2007, 11:29 PM

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stick with your wife

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guids · #25 03-30-2007, 12:20 AM

The nerds in teh group will appreciate this.

guids great business idea #34

Bash.org fortune cookies.

Phresh · #26 03-30-2007, 12:34 AM

Panda Express has the worst fortunes ever.

protocol · #27 03-30-2007, 12:48 AM

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"ignore previous cookie"

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Haha, I've posted about this one.
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BigBuffet · #28 03-30-2007, 12:54 AM

"You will wake up with peep on back"

popeye18 · #29 03-30-2007, 01:44 AM

I got one once that said "You will meet a beautiful women and she will take your breath away" or something alot like that. I saved it in my wallet for a long time hopeing to use it to pick up a girl or something but i never did and eventually threw it away.

ebranig · #30 03-30-2007, 02:20 AM

"good clothes make a man. go shopping"