Beat: chilli up my mother-[censored] nose

patrick10 · #1 04-02-2007, 06:43 AM

title pretty much explains the situation. this is probably the most pain ive been in for a year or so it is incredibly unpleasant and i want to just cut my [censored] nose off. the worst bpart is it was after i already finished eating i think i blew my nose with a tissue i touched. or i just picked my nose. whatever.

anybody else had recent pain caused by chilli in places its not supposed to be? [censored]

HeavilyArmed · #2 04-02-2007, 07:44 AM

Do your best to keep it off your dick as well (not as weird a story as you'd think). That's reasonably awful. Eyes are the worst.

iwantbooze · #3 04-02-2007, 08:00 AM

Best solution for chili is milk, works pretty much anywhere

THEOSU · #4 04-02-2007, 08:41 AM

wtf is she doing up your nose?

TheBo · #5 04-02-2007, 08:59 AM

rubbed my eye once after dinner and still had chilli on my finger. sucks.
but better than a friend who fingered his girlfriend. she didn't like it so much.

szw · #6 04-02-2007, 10:49 AM

when I eat vietnamese food I always tear up those little red chillies by hand, and try to remember not to touch my eyes. I usually touch my eyes once ever 3 weeks and have to suffer the burning and tears. I touched my penis a couple times and that is not pleasant. I just don't learn.

bmwguy525 · #7 04-02-2007, 11:34 AM

I got pepperspray on me once and went home and took a shower. I rubbed my eyes a couple minutes after I had cleaned it off and I received possibly the worst pain I had ever felt in my entire life. If you ever have pepperspray on you don't touch your face for a while, it doesn't come off easily!!

MFpoker · #8 04-02-2007, 01:36 PM

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title pretty much explains the situation. this is probably the most pain ive been in for a year or so it is incredibly unpleasant and i want to just cut my [censored] nose off. the worst bpart is it was after i already finished eating i think i blew my nose with a tissue i touched. or i just picked my nose. whatever.

anybody else had recent pain caused by chilli in places its not supposed to be? [censored]

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ya man hot peppers are good but the world is filled with trade-offs. but seriously, if a little capscaicin in your nostril is the worst pain you've ever had you have lived a cushy existence. suck it up and be a man.