bbv help me write an email to stars support

[Spechel EDD]

bbv my birthday is coming up and id like to have my boomswitch turned on and all the nits banned for 24 hours while i play

id also like to not have the damn games crash in me for no reason in the middle of hands

thanks bbv, i know i can count on you

[Spechel EDD]

heres what i thought of

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERUFCKN DOOMSWITCHES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKEN SITE YO MY GANGSTA DAY IS COMING UP AND IM TIRED OF ALL THESE CHICKENHEADS THAT DONT GIVE ACTION AND LIMP LIMP LIMP LIMP LIMP ALL THEIR HANDS NONSTOP AND PLAY 15.3/0/~ YO SIR/MADAM FLIP MY BOOMSWITCH IN THE UP POSITION AND BREAK DAT NIGGA OFF FOREVER

THANKS PEACE OUT HOLLA
-DAT NIGGA EDD

[Supwithbates]

i play it the same way, NH

[CaseS87]

please dont

[AntonHeat]

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please DO

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[CaseS87]

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please DO

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yeah it will be HILARIOUS when they say, "there is no doomswitch, thank you for playing"

LOLOLOLOL

[Spechel EDD]

hey case why are you such a downer, did you like break up with your gorilla girlfriend or something?

god just chillax

[VickreyAuction]

dear stars,

i'm sorry for all the unfunny emails that people from 2+2 have been sending you.

here are some pictures of gorgeous women to make up for it.

sincerely,
special edd

[Spechel EDD]

hey thats a pretty good idea, i wonder if that would help

[CaseS87]

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hey case why are you such a downer, did you like break up with your gorilla girlfriend or something?

god just chillax

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because this joke stopped being funny about 20 posts ago and it needs to stop to maintain the current level of bbv hillariousness.