need a intimidating/challenging statement for my poker flyer

[Gonso]

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I won a 200$ limit tourney at a brick and mortar and am a cocky bastard.

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No info is on the flyer but thanks anyway.

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Hmm... Fall Poker Classic, champion, Oct. 1, 2004 limit hold'em. Googled to...

http://www.pokerpages.com/tournament/result10182.htm

OKay, so...

You won a 93 person $200+25 B&M LHE tourney in Minnesota back in '04. Any tourney win is cool IMO, seriously, but between the flyer, buying "world champion" bracelets online, and challenging people to come take them from you... might be a little much for the feat.

Home poker is becoming one of my favorite forums though. This is quality stuff right here.

[jdeane]

This has potential...


Name: Allan Klemz AKA "K Train"
Location: Blaine, MN, United States
Cashes: 1
Total Winnings: $7,362
First Place Finishes: 1
Age: 29
Marital Status: Married
Children: 0
Started Playing Poker: In the Marines.
Favorite Poker Game: 7 Card Stud, No Limit Texas Holde Em
Ambition: Poker: Win a WSOP Bracelet.
Hobbies: Working out. Television. Movies. Runescape.
Favorite Movie: Payback
Favorite Music: Gangsta Rap obviously.
Favorite Place: Arizona
Favorite Celebrity: Steve Buscemi
Poker Players I Respect Most: Greg Raymer Peter Feldman
If I could change anything in the world: Ensure all people say their prayers and eat thri vitamins.
If I could change anything in the poker world: Stricter punishment for talking about your hand and player abuse.

[Gonso]

Def more intimidating now.

[Lottery Larry]

I've been trying to avoid posting in this thread, but it can't be helped:

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Favorite Poker Game: 7 Card Stud, No Limit Texas Holde Em

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Is it fancier if it has an extra 'e' ?

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Ambition: Poker: Win a WSOP Bracelet.
Favorite Music: Gangsta Rap obviously.
If I could change anything in the world: Ensure all people say their prayers and eat thri vitamins.


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.... nevermind.

[Lottery Larry]

You'd better have the balls to post a detailed trip report when you lose, after starting this thread....

[Taso]

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Def more intimidating now.

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Winner.

[Lottery Larry]

Nice detective work, Gonzo.

[Axe Man Jack]

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I won a 200$ limit tourney at a brick and mortar and am a cocky bastard.

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No info is on the flyer but thanks anyway.

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Hmm... Fall Poker Classic, champion, Oct. 1, 2004 limit hold'em. Googled to...

http://www.pokerpages.com/tournament/result10182.htm

OKay, so...

You won a 93 person $200+25 B&M LHE tourney in Minnesota back in '04. Any tourney win is cool IMO, seriously, but between the flyer, buying "world champion" bracelets online, and challenging people to come take them from you... might be a little much for the feat.

Home poker is becoming one of my favorite forums though. This is quality stuff right here.

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I never claimed sanity, just wanted a better quote for the corkboard.

The bracelet was found on ebay, although the pictures say World Poker Champion, which is admittedly corny, if you read the Auction description http://cgi.ebay.com/Poker-Bracelet-Silve...1QQcmdZViewItem
you'll notice "Our bracelet currently differs from the photo in that it says "Poker Champion" rather than "World Poker Champion"."

I may be crazy but I know if I went around sporting a Word Poker Champion bracelet, I would be king of the Chavs and anyone who got it would never wear it. However a non descript poker champion bracelt is much more hot and is a touch of class to an already classy home tourney.

Structure is a friendly one.

10$ buy in for 1000 chips
2 optional 10$ rebuys within first 3 levels
Paying 3 spots depending on amount of people.
Invited about 40 people, will be happy if 25 show and 16 actually play.

I will win. Because when I get to the Final Table I've been there before and am not just happy to be there. I'm chasing history, not cashes!

[Gonso]

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Invited about 40 people, will be happy if 25 show and 16 actually play.

I will win. Because when I get to the Final Table I've been there before

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lol @ "final table" with 16 people in the tournament - this requires picture and trip report

[Gonso]

Another possible tourney poster, maybe even more intimidating... or not