wtf do you do OOT!!!!

[NT!]

how good of a friend is this?

i would do the sister obv, and if i didn't like the guy i would do the wife too

[FlyWf]

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Um, yah, I'll take two orders of TR, one for here and one to go

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This is gold.

[Klompy]

OK, the story consists of me going to a bar here in town, we'll call it salami's. I hang out there and then decide with my friends that it's time to go to woodies, which is the bigger more attended bar in town. I go to this bar, and am told instantly by the wife that her sister wants me, I let this ride as she's not that hot and don't really want anything to do with it, but eventually get drunk enough that it's a good idea. At this point sister of girl in question comes up to me and kisses me on the lips shoving a GOOD kiss in. Later in the night girl in question convinces her sister that it's a good idea to come back to her place with me at wich point she kisses me in a way that shouldn't be done again and I'm left alond with sister on the couch. There's a little make out, but nothing really as she's a virgin and I walk 2 miles home.

[NT!]

ok so basically "friend's drunk wife kisses me trying to get me riled up enough to nail her fat virgin sister but i don't" is that about right?

[Klompy]

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ok so basically "friend's drunk wife kisses me trying to get me riled up enough to nail her fat virgin sister but i don't" is that about right?

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This is a very good cliff notes.

[NT!]

in that case i would never say another word about it

[sethypooh21]

NT for mod.

[RoundGuy]

This is so hilarious, on so many levels.

One point I just noticed, and never realized about our silly little town -- Salami's and Woodies would not usually be my first bar choices in any other city.

[disjunction]

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in that case i would never say another word about it

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Correct answer. Also, without mentioning the specific incident, somehow make it clear to her that you aren't the type of person who says a word about these things.

[Iconoclastic]

From OP's tone I don't think wifey and sister are good looking. I advise you to use your head (sentence left intentionally ambiguous).